It's a celebration bitches!!!

[jon]

PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL!!! 8D

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Skankiness is illegal now?

 

 

Our culture is doomed.

[olyclimber]

Awesome Jon!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Step one is complete! Now execute the plan!

 

Step two: Get thrown in jail

Step three: Bribe the prison guards to pair you in a cell with her

Step four: Commence to get'in it ON!!!!

Step five: Sell the story to Enquirer

 

[G-spotter]

They have video cams in the cells right?

How long till she shows up on

 

 

guTube

 

PARIS HILTON:CAGED HEAT

[olyclimber]

 

State Capitol Building

Sacramento, CA 95814

 

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

 

Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

 

I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently:

 

Paris Whitney Hilton is 26 year old American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

 

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

 

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. I do not support drunk driving or condone a person being spared from DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either. As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week.

 

Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.

 

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

 

This letter, with all due respect to you, sir, is to ask you to please consider granting a pardon to Paris Hilton for her mistake, or at the very least to advocate for a pardon to be given to Ms. Hilton. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid to enter the prison system.

 

Please save Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.

 

I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc. Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made. In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

 

I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

 

Sincerely,

 

Olyclimber

[catbirdseat]

That's a brilliant piece of writing. I'm sure Arnold will be swayed by your persuasive arguments.

[olyclimber]

Do you think the part where I compare her to Nixon is a bit much? I think it is a valid point.

[catbirdseat]

Do you think the part where I compare her to Nixon is a bit much? I think it is a valid point.

Heavens, no. I thought that was the clincher.

[olyclimber]

IF WE ALL BAND TOGETHER AND WRITE ARNOLD MAYBE WE CAN SAVE HER. O

[drater]

I think her 0 is beyond saving.

[joblo7]

pub stunt.

[G-spotter]

remember, there's only one letter of difference between pardon and hardon

[jmace]

she's getting the pardon...nice work with the letters

[lizard_brain]

 

 

Paris' pardon plea laughed out of governor's office:

 

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html

Edited May 9, 2007 by lizard_brain

[archenemy]

remember, there's only one letter of difference between pardon and hardon

One has pee?

[jmace]

Theres no way Paris goes to jail, not one day!

 

its almost as if you guys think famous/rich people have the same rules as the middle class...

[Dechristo]

Martha has the joint ink to show different

[jmace]

whats this I hear about Paris not spending all the time in jail...something to do with overcrowding...hahaha,

[G-spotter]

Ya, they can throw old Indian grandma with lung cancer in jail for protesting the Eagleridge Bluffs blasting but not some rich 20something white girl.

[Lars Larceny]

If you want to have some real fun, wait until the day she is supposed to check in to the jail, then have several people call down there and say they know for a fact she has some crack hidden way up in her crack.

[jmace]

72 hours thats all she could muster...well it was longer than what I thught which was none. Good for her!!

 

 

[Dechristo]

It's more jail time than I've accumulated...

 

 

...I'm not sure, I'd have to spend some time on that one.

[jmace]

Shit their sending her back...