tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Nauh, dis fuhnny. If you cain' d'scrahbe mah big baby's back as bein' black, how'm Ah gonna know whenta git sprung? Butt whutif dey wuz dis big ass't black womyn'z who wuz jis 'n av'tar? Cain she really be big o' black? Whutif she di'n lahk whitey av'tarz? Is she a crackuh? Whut 'bout 'n av'tar dat talks lahk whitey sometahm, an' black folk othuh tahm? Ah think Ah'll jis de-confuze mahsel' wit a rack o' baby backs 'n a Schlitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? tvash - care to answer in the appropriate dialect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 (edited) Cuz if Ah'm gonna BE imPOtent, Ah'm gonna LOOK imPOtent. Wait, das 'nothuh joke. Sheeit. Allz Ah know is eeif sum skinny, panty-ass't white chick wanna chain hersel' up to sumphin', Ah got plenny 'a radiatuh pahkin' space at mah crib. Edited February 28, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 that joke was wayan's brothers approved, 'fore anyone gets all pissy - apparently it ain't racist if you're dog'n your own people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? Because successful sales reps in the medical field always wear suits when meeting clients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Its funny that all of a sudden, everyone is expected to conform to the "You have to be totally open and not dislike anyone just because they are different from you." It rubs me the wrong way. It is like self-proclaimed "tolerant" liberals who don't have any conservative friends b/c they are too "close-minded". Bugs the shit outta me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Worked for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home what did they do if the strange women were a little queer also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 And really, they were already home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 person different than me? probably here to steal my shit - kill! And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home Actually, during the first century of viking raids on Ireland, the Norse mostly raided abbeys. Perhaps they didn't just kill the strange men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I thought those raids only lasted about 800 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I would also imagine that the women of Ireland, after comparing the 6 ft plus vikings with their 5 foot drunken husbands laying in a ditch someplace, had to be beaten off of the long boats with oars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? Reminds me never to expect teachers to get the facts correct. Urologists treat impotence. Proctologists treat anal leakage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I would let 6ft vikings beat me off with their oars any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? Reminds me never to expect teachers to get the facts correct. Urologists treat impotence. Proctologists treat anal leakage. Ah wood'n know nothin' 'bout dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 reminds me of the joke - why'd the black man wear a suit to his proctologist? Reminds me never to expect teachers to get the facts correct. Urologists treat impotence. Proctologists treat anal leakage. funny, i knew i was screwing that part of the joke up and actually spent a minute trying to figure out what the hell kinda doctor treated bob dole-syndrome but after seeing the words "erectile dysfunction" at least 30 times in 2 minutes i said fuck it, only someone who has ED will catch the slip-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 i like to put famous quotes up on the wall 'round my room - i even quoted myself - "98% of all statistics are made up on the spot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 fuck it, only someone who has ED will catch the slip-up. I'll assume ED is short for EDucation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Well, you are right about the "short" part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Lets make a tarp house and live like tramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 butt i'll pass on the stamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I'll pack my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Oly's stuff has already been packed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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