G-spotter Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 1) No metric system 2) No Smarties I know there is something called Smarties in the US, but not real ones. Explain? Are these two things linked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I know what you look like. Not what I thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 i know your mom was only sober when her welfare checks ran out, but what does that have to do with Smarties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I know what you look like. Not what I thought! i was surprised by your looks too, but maybe you look different without a metal pipe up your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 We in America must engage Canada at once in bilateral trade talks that will resolve the unfair distribution of Smarties and the metric system. While detractors from my proposition will say more aggressive action is called for, we must remember to first pursue a diplomatic solution before we beat the drums of war. That said, Canada should understand that the patience of Americans, although great, is not without its limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 Maybe you have to have M&Ms instead of Smarties because you aren't very smart? That would explain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 we are slowly trading our smarties for your hockey teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 What Smarties? You don't have any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Ok, so we don't have any real Smarties. But we got lots of real Americans! Whaddaya say? Can we work something out or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 We can trade one Smartie for three or four times as many Chinese as Americans. That's globalization for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 You think its weird here? What about Japan? 8Dj0K5xODxg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 This shit is for real...... Ve95kC3OgFo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 We can trade one Smartie for three or four times as many Chinese as Americans. That's globalization for you. I see. Ok, do you suppose Canada would be interested in a deal for Kevbone and pink? (I'm thinking we might be able to overlook the snafflecow incident, you know, quid pro quo.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 I don't think we will deal for kevboner or pink. I think you will have to send them to the minors. Maybe even the Iron League or the ECHL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 1) No metric system 2) No Smarties Also no CoffeeCrisp until just recently, nor Smart cars until 2008, and hardly any Robertson screws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Oh, yeah, and no Caesars, either. Weird, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 No Macintosh Toffee bars in USA either. In the mountains, those things are like crack. More stuff here: http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/canisms.html Could you pass me a serviette? - I just spilled my poutine on the chesterfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 No Macintosh Toffee? Really? That stuff was a dietary staple in my childhood. Kept the family dentist employed pretty much full-time, too. First, it caused major cavities, and then it would rip out the fillings as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 There's a reason Canadians call them "chocolate bars" while Americans call them "candy bars". It's because most American junkbars have little, if any, chocolate in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 kinda like canadian junk money, it has little, if any value to it. i like those 222's with the codein in it. great for hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Yeah, I have heard that in America the drugs that are commonly abused these days are prescription drugs. Another difference between USA and Canada. You guys are knocking back Vicodin and Oxycontin and we're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 not a pill popper myself but you are right on that eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 All I have to say is FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM pound, foot, yard.....that's where it's at. I remember on climbing trip to the Canadian Rockies where this carpenter told us they sell everything in metric. The problem is a 4X8 piece of plywood gets some idiodic metric measure, but its a 4X8 piece of wood. If they wanted to be truely metric they would sell stuff in even metric measurements. Face it you Canucks use english measurements whether you like it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 well, i drink a pint anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Another weird thing about Canada: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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