StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama soooooo fat, George Bush called her the Excess of Oval Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 a belt? your momma tried to use a mule team, but they only got halfway before she'd eaten the mules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 The only thing your momma can drive is the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's so fat she speaks in surround sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama's so fat her belt size is 'equator' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Your Momma's SO FAT when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 you mama so fat the doctor has to use a seismogram instead of a stethoscope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mamma's so fat she has goats living on her upper flanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama so fat her muumuus get custom made by a circus tentmaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that once each year there is a full eclipse of yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 She actually has her own micro climate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 If you get on the wrong side of her you loose radio contact with earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she gotta wipe her ass an hour before she shits cuz its in a different time zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 yo mama so fat, when she coughs her tits get seasick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, her sofa's below sea level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama SO FAT, dey'z still parts o her ass that haven't been discovered yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat they push her through the Eisenhower Tunnel to clean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat she got regularly scheduled flights between her ass cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat, the last time she went riding it took 'em three days to pull the horse out of her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that Bangor uses her for overflow parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat that when she barges in she needs a tug boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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