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All I ask for is a sheet...for just a minute, then I'm good. Just enough to take the edge off. A couple of degrees kelvin above absolute zero, that's all I ask. I mean, what, does she hang out in a meat locker? It feels like that scene in Raging Bull...

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I AM NOT WHINING! Why doesn't anyone ever understand my viewpoints? Why does everyone always think there's something wrong with me all the time? I just want some love...

 

You've got a point, though. I wouldn't want to get in bed with me, naked or otherwise.

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Love does not mean pressing your ice cold booty against your loving partner's nice warm stomach without even a sheet's worth of insulation to dull the heart stopping shock.

 

 

Very well put,and so very true

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if your booty ain't smokin hot already maybe u don't get a guy

Or at least, I won't get stuck with a shallow one.

 

A girl is in the checkout line at a supermarket with a drunk behind her. The cashier is running the girl's purchases through... single frozen chicken pot pie.. small tube of toothpaste.. things like that.

 

In an effort to make conversation the drunk says "So I guess you're single, eh?"

 

Girl ignores him

 

A little louder this time "SO I GUESS YOU'RE SINGLE, EH?"

 

Girl turns around, red faced and furious. "Yes, damn it I'm single. And anyone could tell that looking at the way I'm buying single portions of everything that I live by myself! That's how you could tell, wasn't it? Well, just shut up!"

 

"Aw naw" says the drunk "I figured it's cause you're ugly."

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