tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Love does not mean pressing your ice cold booty against your loving partner's nice warm stomach without even a sheet's worth of insulation to dull the heart stopping shock. Quote
archenemy Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Really? That's funny; I consider that love. At least, it is a good test. If the guy can't heat up the booty, well, it's off. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 if your booty ain't smokin hot already maybe u don't get a guy Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) All I ask for is a sheet...for just a minute, then I'm good. Just enough to take the edge off. A couple of degrees kelvin above absolute zero, that's all I ask. I mean, what, does she hang out in a meat locker? It feels like that scene in Raging Bull... Edited January 16, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
minx Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 boy are you whiny today? what do you want? the woman gets into bed naked with you and you're complaining? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 I AM NOT WHINING! Why doesn't anyone ever understand my viewpoints? Why does everyone always think there's something wrong with me all the time? I just want some love... Â You've got a point, though. I wouldn't want to get in bed with me, naked or otherwise. Quote
archenemy Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 if your booty ain't smokin hot already maybe u don't get a guy Or at least, I won't get stuck with a shallow one. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) Now, wait a minute. Is what you two sayin is dat da bitches don' need to take responsbltay fo maintainin' a civilized ass tempichur? Edited January 16, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Off_White Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 nice exploding head archie picture. is he carrying a sandwich  I think Archie looks like perhaps he was startled by a picture of attempted auto fellatio on a punctured pecker. Quote
cindy66 Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Love does not mean pressing your ice cold booty against your loving partner's nice warm stomach without even a sheet's worth of insulation to dull the heart stopping shock. Â Â Very well put,and so very true Quote
kevbone Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 I wouldn't want to get in bed with me   Me neither. Quote
minx Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 oh come on kevbone. step it up. that's a pretty lame effort at spray Quote
G-spotter Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 if your booty ain't smokin hot already maybe u don't get a guy Or at least, I won't get stuck with a shallow one.  A girl is in the checkout line at a supermarket with a drunk behind her. The cashier is running the girl's purchases through... single frozen chicken pot pie.. small tube of toothpaste.. things like that.  In an effort to make conversation the drunk says "So I guess you're single, eh?"  Girl ignores him  A little louder this time "SO I GUESS YOU'RE SINGLE, EH?"  Girl turns around, red faced and furious. "Yes, damn it I'm single. And anyone could tell that looking at the way I'm buying single portions of everything that I live by myself! That's how you could tell, wasn't it? Well, just shut up!"  "Aw naw" says the drunk "I figured it's cause you're ugly." Quote
archenemy Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 What I want to know is... Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Was the drunk married? Quote
pink Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Â Â Â how do you think he got to be a drunk? Quote
kevbone Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 how do you think he got to be a drunk? Â I dont know how but I think afterwards he was not having a good time. Â Â Â Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 This guy's drunked up on Bud Light? Fuckin' lightweight! :snif: Quote
kevbone Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 You think that is real? Im not so sure. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 well, I've looked like that a time or two... Â but not on Bud. Quote
minx Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 oly if you don't stop this, i'm going to have to move this whole thread to the cafe! Quote
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