Grocery Store Outlet

[archenemy]

Not only is this place a mecca of bad-for-you canned food items, but it is also the final resting place of all the yucky cereal flavors that didn't make it in the regular world of groceryland.

 

Great deals.

[Cobra_Commander]

these places fukin rock. They are a mecca for great deals on stuff that stupid americans think are past date but are just fine. The best is the water that has an expiration date on it.

 

check the clif bars before you bite into them though.

[tvashtarkatena]

Don't do it. That water is not fluoridated.

[Dr_Flush_Amazing]

best to avoid the blueberry soda though... it's chock full of fluoride and thimerosal.

 

 

[kevbone]

Dont forget they vaccinate all the cliff bars.

[Weekend_Climberz]

Oh great, now canned food is bad for you. What am I going to tell my cat?? :sad:

[Cobra_Commander]

you feed your cat canned food??? barbarian.

 

I chew up mice and vomit them back into my cat's dish to enforce the parent bond.

[tvashtarkatena]

you feed your cat canned food??? barbarian.

 

I chew up mice and vomit them back into my cat's dish to enforce the parent bond.

 

You feed your cat? Doesn't that reinforce a cycle of dependency?

[Cobra_Commander]

what do you do, release free range grain fed peacefully plucked chickens for your cat to chase on your organic lawn?

[kevbone]

Oh great, now canned food is bad for you. What am I going to tell my cat?? :sad:

 

meow meow....meeeooowwww!

[tvashtarkatena]

what do you do, release free range grain fed peacefully plucked chickens for your cat to chase on your organic lawn?

 

Lawn? Oh, come on, now. That is so 2002.

[joblo7]

just go deep within and the right deals will come to you and you will reject the false mana lurking among them.

[olyclimber]

this topic is so '05

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Board=14&Number=464314&Searchpage=9&Main=34139&Words=Grocery+Outlet&topic=0&Search=true#Post464314

[tvashtarkatena]

I found a stiffened cat grimacing from underneath the free range chickens there. Avoid.

 

 

[olyclimber]

For $2.50 you can get $30.00 worth of food. Unfortunately you'll only be able to stomach about 10 cents worth of the $30.

[tvashtarkatena]

It's a good place to pick up reasonably priced food that rats wouldn't eat after the dogs wouldn't eat it after the cats wouldn't eat it after the trailer dwellers wouldn't eat it.

Edited January 8, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[olyclimber]

Its also a great place to pick up the ladies. Ladies who know how to sniff out a bargain.

[joblo7]

bargains that models, gymnasts, figure skaters and dancers wouldn't touch.

[tvashtarkatena]

It's the only store I know that sells American Spirits in the organic produce section.

[Cobra_Commander]

pre-smoked american spirits.

[olyclimber]

exorcised american spirits

[olyclimber]

ding!

[The_Rooster]

I found a stiffened cat grimacing from underneath the free range chickens there. Avoid.

 

 

Yeah. I think avoiding chicken altogether would be a great idea.

[tvashtarkatena]

Heidelberg's in the breakfast food section.

 

Disposable diapers can be found in 'camping'.

Edited January 9, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[G-spotter]

Grocery Outlet + Road Trip = Survival