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i wrote a poem for you:

 

I’m an axe grinder, pile driver

Mama says that I never, never mind her

Got no brains, I'm insane

The teacher says that I'm one big pain

I'm like a lazer, six string razor

I've got a mouth like an alligator

I want it louder, more power

I'm gonna rock it till it strikes the hour

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I'm not crazy - institutionalized

You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized

You're driving me crazy - institutionalized

 

They stuck me in an institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the needed professional help

To protect me from the enemy, myself

 

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything

But then again I was thinking about nothing

And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name

And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!

And I go:

What, what's the matter

And she goes:

What's the matter with you?

I go:

There's nothing-wrong mom.

And she goes:

Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!

And I go:

No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a pepsi.

And she goes:

NO you're on drugs!

I go:

Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.

She goes:

No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!

I go:

Mom just give me a Pepsi please

All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

Just a Pepsi.

 

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves

Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves

Drug you up because they're lazy

It's too much work to help a crazy

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coffee is slow death! you'll recoup much faster without it.

 

7 days coffee free.

Coffe is loaded with antitoxidants

 

oh wait, is this part of your unsubstanciated medical quackary crap?

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coffee is slow death! you'll recoup much faster without it.

 

7 days coffee free.

 

I talk to doctors about this stuff all the time they all know I'd love a beer, but they said stick to coffee or tea. My new drugs of choice.

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coffee is slow death! you'll recoup much faster without it.

7 days coffee free.

Coffe is loaded with antitoxidants

oh wait, is this part of your unsubstanciated medical quackary crap?

for athletes:

caffeine and other compound affect absorbtion of nutrients. caffeine affects subtle nerves and shortens deep sleep cycles.

i used java for racing.not for recoup or when sick. and never constantly.

 

ps. i love coffee, spec expresso

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