3-story Barry Manilow

[Cobra_Commander]

PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work.

[Cobra_Commander]

I wish they'd bring back the rockstar energy poster with the girl in the silver swimsuit. Only took maybe 8 hours before there were a few well-aimed paintball shots to the crotch.

[tvashtarkatena]

Attack of the 50 Foot Facelift.

[Cobra_Commander]

(But literally 3 stories high)

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Listen, buddy, when YOU write the songs, you can replace him.

[olyclimber]

I think Barry is crying for a paintball bunker buster.

[Cobra_Commander]

I don't want to replace him, I simply do not want to look at his 4 foot nose hairs every morning.

[tvashtarkatena]

Don't make the young girls cry.

[ClimbingPanther]

He was one bitter grapefruit.

[John Frieh]

That's what you get for constructing the liar on the ghetto side of town.

 

If the commander had done his homework he could be plotting world domination in a property tax protected lair with annual returns on his property value as good as the views.

 

You won't see any 3-story Barry Manilow poster over here... in fact you don't even have to worry about getting ran over by tapas eating hipsters pushing fixe cruisers in cigarette jeans that didn't see you because their hip bedhead haircut also blocks their field of view.

 

Just boot the overgrown rat dogs when they get in the way and hop the trolley down to Powells.

 

[kevbone]

PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work.

 

You got a problem with Barry?

[G-spotter]

FWA?

[G-spotter]

PDX mercury is right.

 

Is that like Freddy Mercury

[tvashtarkatena]

I don't want to replace him, I simply do not want to look at his 4 foot nose hairs every morning.

 

Sounds to me like he has his own place in your soul. Does he make you think of love and special things?

[pink]

at the cobra, cobracommander.

[tvashtarkatena]

but that was thirty years ago, when he used to have a ho

[kevbone]

FWA?

 

What does this mean?

[ClimbingPanther]

does anybody ever get my california raisins quotes?

[tvashtarkatena]

Anyone who can pull off 400 square feet of velure has got my vote.

[minx]

Attack of the 50 Foot Facelift.

 

listen, you could do us all a favor and follow barry's lead. when you're old and saggy get it nipped and tucked. it's the thoughtful thing to do.

[tvashtarkatena]

And give up the simplicity of being congenitally ugly?

[joblo7]

stfu it's velours

[tvashtarkatena]

SHHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gslater]

PDX mercury is right. The 3-story Barry Manilow poster is unacceptable. I don't care what cause it's for. I have to look at that thing every fucking day, Barry, leering down on me as I go to work.

 

So would you rather have to look at the poster, or actually go to his concert next Monday, like I do?

 

[lancegranite]

at the cobra, cobracommander.

Ha!