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Reggie Dunlop: That's great. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her? Shes just scrappin' Hey, how does Braden treat her? Is he nice to her?

Denis Lemieux: Oh yeah, he love her. He tell me 'I love her.'

Reggie Dunlop: Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that?

Denis Lemieux: No way, he got a big cock, like horse.

 

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McGrath: Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...

 

Jim Carr: And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.

 

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I see. What is high-sticking?

 

High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that.

 

You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never.

 

- Why not? - Against the rules.

 

You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains...

 

Denis, what is slashing?

 

Slashing is like that, you know?

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Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough.

-Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself. Am I right?

 

- Have you seen Dunlop or Braden?

 

- I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe. I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick.

 

- You will not.

 

- Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again.

 

- Fuckin' fashion show.

 

- It's good publicity.You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past.

 

I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard.

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-Let's go, Chiefs!

 

-All right! Kill 'em!

 

-They're pummelling each other! Wait a minute.

 

-Ned Braden is skating out onto the centre of the ice. He...

 

-He's not fighting, no. He's...

 

-Ned Braden is starting to take off articles of his uniform!

 

-Way to go, Ned. Way to go.

 

-I don't want any youngsters to get the idea that this is the way to play hockey.

 

-Stop that! That's disgusting!

 

- I protest!

- Protest? Protest what?

 

-I'm glad Mrs Carr isn't here tonight, because this is a lascivious display!

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McGrath: Are you crazy? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head.

Reggie Dunlop: I just did.

[Hangs up, Phone rings again]

Dave 'Killer' Carlson: Coach, I want that hundred dollars.

Reggie Dunlop: Ya gotta earn it, Killer.

Dave 'Killer' Carlson: My attitude's right.

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Reggie Dunlop: . They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!

Ned Braden: Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there.

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