Thinker Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 3 snaffles walked into a bar and sat down next to Trask, who had an autographed set Ringo's drumsticks hanging out of his fly.... Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 I think that the knucklehead meant "Beatles". You all take spelling WAY to serious Quote
Maestro Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 You all take spelling WAY to serious Spelling cops! Grammar cops! That sentence gets C-! Correct answer: "too seriously." :lmao: Quote
Mr._Natural Posted December 3, 2006 Posted December 3, 2006 You must be a musician no, banjo player. Quote
kevbone Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 You all take spelling WAY to serious Spelling cops! Grammar cops! That sentence gets C-! Correct answer: "too seriously." :lmao: My point exactly! Quote
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2006 Author Posted December 4, 2006 your point is exactly under your hat Quote
ken4ord Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 :tup: Freaking great record, one of their best. Quote
E-rock Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 How many beetles where there? 3 and a drummer! The BEATLES, dumbass Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 If you can't even spell, stay off this sight. Quote
kevbone Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 If you can't even spell, stay off this sight. Well, i will learn to spell correctly, but you will always be a tool. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) If you can't even spell, stay off this sight. Well, i will learn to spell correctly, but you will always be a tool. Looks like you've got you work cut out for you in more ways than one. Edited December 4, 2006 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 That's two Einsteins in as many minutes... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) must be mewzishuns Allman Bee-no Lyrnyd, Shure, but Blind Truth Deth no Def-ness Cure Edited December 4, 2006 by tvashtarkatena Quote
Dechristo Posted December 4, 2006 Author Posted December 4, 2006 like a musician, you swing from daft to, in this case, deft. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Robert Burns is rolling in his grave. Quote
Dechristo Posted December 5, 2006 Author Posted December 5, 2006 CBS, I'm not intentional in my intended intentional tendencies to piss you off, but... This one was heard from the the stage at a jazz club in the Village: The definition of optimism: A trombone-player with a beeper. Quote
catbirdseat Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 That's a good one. I've heard it before. Here's a new one. A bass player and an accordion player manage to get a gig at a nightclub for New Year's Eve. The gig goes really well, so well that the manager asks to hire them for next year's event. The accordian player then asks, "can we store our equipment here"? Quote
catbirdseat Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 As orginally heard it was a guitar player and not a bass player, but I had to change it just for you. Quote
davidio Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 how do you know when the person kissing you plays the French Horn? He sticks his hand up your arse. Quote
catbirdseat Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Maestro is going to just love that one. Quote
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