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Wow, how cool!?!

 

The last time something like this occurred a stray dog followed me continually trying to force his nose into my ass-crack.

 

and I bet you enjoyed your ass crack being spread apart.

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"Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

 

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you.

 

Well you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say

Please, please.

 

Try to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cruel to go to sleep on the floor

Yeah I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you.

 

And you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say

Please, please.

 

Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

 

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am stuck in the middle with you."

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That's better. I would't want to have to call tech support on yo ass.

 

You've been selected at random by the American Societal Specialists in Proctology to receive a colonoscopy.

 

Would you please video this?

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This hole thread is one of the most assinine in the anals of spray. The crap that’s been sliding down the pipe isn’t exactly making me fall off my stool. It’s excretiating to read. But why waste my time dooking it out over this corny shit? I’ll pass. I just need to eliminate it from my daily pile of to doos. Empty out my logs. I don’t give a squat if any of you rebutt or dump on me. If any of you continue to make cracks, I'll just stand firm and turn the other cheek.

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