enelson Posted September 26, 2006 Posted September 26, 2006 i'll take one of everything, what a great add campaign. Quote
Klimber Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 Those chicks are definitely climbers. I bet the climb >5.12 trad. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 Wow- separated at birth?? Â Â Â Â Â Quote
Ducknut Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 Wow- separated at birth?? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Definitely from the same planet, but the top one used more sunscreen while glacier slogging. Quote
jmace Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 5.12 who cares..hopefully they dont climb..how would they manage to keep such soft skin and purdy nails  there shirts should say I love to climb on Quote
Dechristo Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 correction: them there shirts should say I love to climb on Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted September 27, 2006 Posted September 27, 2006 Damn, those short shorts are beggin for a little lesson in stemming. Â "Put your left leg there, and then the right leg there. Damn, I don't know how your guts just don't fall right out!" Quote
bluebadger Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 (edited) The blonde is named Tori. She's a top female competitor at boulder comps, both in gyms and outdoors. She flashes nearly all V6 routes, can usually send V7's and selected V8's  Yes she's skinny, but don't let that fool you. She's extremely tough.  Geez, some of you guys are real asshats. Edited November 3, 2006 by bluebadger Quote
bluebadger Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 Those chicks are definitely climbers. I bet the climb >5.12 trad. Â Tori doesn't like lead, but can sport lead 12's. She hasn't shown any interest in trad, but hey, she can't legally drink yet, cut her some slack. Quote
G-spotter Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 She's a top female competitor at boulder comps, both in gyms and outdoors..... She flashes nearly all V6 routes, can usually send V7's and selected V8's  The depth of field must not be very good if flashing V6= winning comp. Quote
mythosgrl Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 I think it's great that all of those cute kiddos like to run around in "I <3 climbing" shirts, but you could have fooled me if you said that they never climbed. I looked at the pictures and thought, "Maybe they're all sitting down on the ground belaying," but there wasn't even a rope! So i'm not sure what they were all doing sitting together on the ground... ???????? Â Let's face it, though. Climbing is all about fashion. I don't know about the other gals, but i always make sure i wear my cutest outfit and put on all my make up before i climb on... the rock that is. Quote
bluebadger Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 (edited) She's a top female competitor at boulder comps, both in gyms and outdoors..... She flashes nearly all V6 routes, can usually send V7's and selected V8's   The depth of field must not be very good if flashing V6= winning comp.  So let me get this straight:  Y'all start out trashing her because she looks too soft to be a serious climber, then when presented with facts about her climbing ability, your new position is she's not the best? competing at youth worlds just doesn't come with bragging rights.  Damn, you're really amazing  At 17, I think she probably hasn't peaked just yet Edited November 5, 2006 by bluebadger Quote
Farrgo Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 Ya, you guys are all dicks. So what if she looks like she stumbled out of a JCrew ad? She can climb. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to try on my technical goretex xcr banana hammock, and then send some wicked sick problems broham! Quote
bluebadger Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 Let's face it, though. Climbing is all about fashion. I don't know about the other gals, but i always make sure i wear my cutest outfit and put on all my make up before i climb on... the rock that is. Â Ya' know, I follow this board cuz I grew up a couple hours north of SmithRock, and I like to keep track of what's up in the PNW. Â Dayum, you folks out there have really become judge, jury and executioner. She's a kid who has great talent, was approached by Khadejha to do some modeling for them and decided to give it a try. Bleach out your mustache, clean up your monobrow and maybe they'll ask you at the next comp. Â Quote
beecher Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 bluebadger balls, you're clearly new to the world of hairy, jealous, and bitter old men with poor hygene lurking on this motherfucking interweb. enjoy! Quote
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 oh yeah, well, how's about you go scrub yer nuts with a wirewheel on a seven-inch grinder? Quote
bluebadger Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 Gspotter, Â you sux0r at teh intarnet. (get your links right mK?) Quote
bluebadger Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 oh yeah, well, how's about you go scrub yer nuts with a wirewheel on a seven-inch grinder? Â Cuz the nine inch grinder runs at higher RPMs. Quote
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 oh yeah, well, how's about you go scrub yer nuts with a wirewheel on a seven-inch grinder? Â Cuz the nine inch grinder runs at higher RPMs. Â You're stupid, but I'll forgive you as you evidently spend most of your time in front of a mirror; that view would dull anyone. Quote
bluebadger Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 oh yeah, well, how's about you go scrub yer nuts with a wirewheel on a seven-inch grinder? Â Cuz the nine inch grinder runs at higher RPMs. Â You're stupid, but I'll forgive you as you evidently spend most of your time in front of a mirror; that view would dull anyone. Â Wow. nice one. Â When do you use, "I know you are, but what am I?" Quote
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 sorry, you're right. I should've gone to that straightaway. Quote
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