Raindawg Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 I don't think I'm the only one who enjoyed pope's "Climbing Singles" illustration of a tall gal peering down at her mousey gym-rat boyfriend. So's, I've added a few more snappy images, generously providing you with PLENTY to think about. While you strive to "master" that VERY IMPORTANT 10 foot boulder "problem", your new giant-sized gurlfren is setting her drink on top of the rock while giving you a swift kick to the Jimmy with her big toe. You might be making jokes to the guys in the locker room that you get "three times the action with three times the woman" when, in fact, she's cleaning out your bank account three times faster than your last short-lived alcohol-induced-instantly-determined "life-mate", and she's spending it on her vibrant social life which is three times more fascinating than your own. So grab your tight little chalk-stained, overpriced, sticky-soled wonder booties and saunter back to that indoor gym where you can whine to your "real" friends. Keep that steadily balding head of yours low, while you're bustin' out the usual speculative babble about climbs you'll never do, fully knowing that your giant-sized woman had her bags packed while you were brushing your teeth, and was out the side door even before your delapidated urban mountain bike left the driveway on its way to your crappy job. She's gone, Sparky....drove away in her convertable with the top open, while the neighbors laughed....AT YOU! She's off to something a little more special (not hard to find, really)...maybe she'll put on her XXXXLarge wet-suit and hang-out with the SCUBA cats who get to carry big knifes for prying abalone off the rocks....or maybe the next time you see her, she'll be in a triathlon with 10 people drafting behind her wake during the swim...but one thing is for certain....YOU ARE OUT OF THE PICTURE! So get over it...you had your chance with a giant-sized womens and your standards weren't up to the challenge. "but....but...but...". No excuses. Back to your cramped, smelly work cubicle, your obsession with following this week's trail of colored tape up a slanted piece of plywood (while your "cool friends" cheer!), and your nightly return to the Batman sheets on the bed in the rented corner of your mom's basement. Right now....that big gurl is finishing up her power lunch and yuckin' it up with the gals about the "two week waste of time". Just in case you're wondering....she's talking about YOU! 'nuff said. Are YOU man enough to handle a giant-sized womens??? You can dream it, but can you live it? She's laughing all the way to the bank...YOURS! You've tried them tall and small and nothing's ever worked out. Y'thinks, maybe, perhaps, it just might have something to do with YOU???? You're standing on a chair, thinking your "seeing eye to eye". Physically? I guess...you ARE standing on a chair. Intellectually? Not a chance. If you were a bug, she'd step on you and would be gone before you could feebly attempt to thank her for at least recognizing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 looks like a photo essay of my dating life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 HOLY CRAP! a 7'2" woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 wait a second, that rant about being dumped by a female yao ming seems a little too personal to be just a random photo post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 just puked in my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The one wearing the jersey that says "Puberty" must be thinking "I am going to kick her ass when I grow up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindawg Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 Any you big-shots attempt to date any giant-sized womens this weekend? I doubt you even had the courage to try, but one thing is for sure...if you did try....YOU GOT SHUT DOWN!!! BIG TIME!!! "In your dreams, little boulder boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 "You messin' with my husband?" "What you got that I ain't got twice as much of?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Time for the obligatory Divine photo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 no. it wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 How has this thread gotten so far without a sit start joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 because once these women sit down it is way to difficult to stand up again. (thats a long way to go) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I'm 6'3" I went on one date with a woman who is 6'2" and one date with a woman who is 5'11" Miss 6'2" was a grad student at the U and ate, slept and shat her work. I wasn't smart enough to keep up with her. Miss 5'11" knew too much about me. I was scared. I think she was really satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 You need to date a 7'2" one obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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