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You'll be looking just like that redneck grandma in 20 years, so don't get too full of yourself, bucko. You've already got the greasy bun thing going.

 

It's 90% reliable for me to assume that a Washington driver is in the left lane if there are two of them. madgo_ron.gif

 

Okanagan is pretty redneck. The two biggest stores downtown sell guns and bibles.

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Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something.

 

And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit.

 

there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus.

 

 

 

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Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something.

 

And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit.

 

there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus.

 

 

 

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Not usually, but if someone wants a chop, I'll give them a chop.I can adapt.

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Okanagan is pretty redneck. The two biggest stores downtown sell guns and bibles.

 

I was talking about the whole county. It's cool you got your favorite spot tho.

 

 

d00d with the map got it right, NCW is fuggggggggggggged up.

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Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something.

 

And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit.

 

there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus.

 

 

 

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Dude, i climb and play music, how am I supposed to know that. rockband.gif

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You'll be looking just like that redneck grandma in 20 years, so don't get too full of yourself, bucko. You've already got the greasy bun thing going.

 

It's 90% reliable for me to assume that a Washington driver is in the left lane if there are two of them. madgo_ron.gif

This is a tangent but I watched a program about a father and daughter who were killed in a head-on collision with a drunk driver going the wrong way on I-90. They were in a car behind an SUV and there were both IN THE LEFT LANE. The drunk was in what to her seemed like the right lane. The SUV swerved to the right and around the drunk, but the father and daughter didn't see her in time and they struck head on. This accident wouldn't have happened at least to these particular people, if they had been in the right lane where they belonged.
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when I first came to WA to scout a residence, I was intrigued when I saw a few sexy young girls in wet t-shirts, covered in suds, holding up signs on the curb reading: tillicum car wash.

 

sounded like a cool hand luke fantasy come true to me. so I pulled in, thinking it was gonna be HOT, then two varsity linebackers washed my car.

 

very very disappointing.

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And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it?

 

so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies.

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And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it?

 

so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies.

 

If "donkey-dick" had been in the same sentence he'd be buying a new keyboard.

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Enumclaw's always been a little spangly for my redneck tastes, even when they still had a log scaling station outside of town, well before the McMansions. Maybe I'm a little behind the times, but my vote's for Lester. My dad used to have to go out there to scale when it was an active town, and I can still remember the squinty face my then-hippy dope smoker dad would make when he would say he had to go work in Lester, like he was smelling some unseen brown air or something.

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