slothrop Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 You'll be looking just like that redneck grandma in 20 years, so don't get too full of yourself, bucko. You've already got the greasy bun thing going. It's 90% reliable for me to assume that a Washington driver is in the left lane if there are two of them. Okanagan is pretty redneck. The two biggest stores downtown sell guns and bibles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something. And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit. there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 You've already got the greasy bun thing going. Yeah, but there's a difference: I have style, I have class, and I have skills. And a IQ double of that toothless old squaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something. And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit. there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus. Not usually, but if someone wants a chop, I'll give them a chop.I can adapt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 If you want a toe, I can get you a toe. I can get you a toe by 5 PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Okanagan is pretty redneck. The two biggest stores downtown sell guns and bibles. I was talking about the whole county. It's cool you got your favorite spot tho. d00d with the map got it right, NCW is fuggggggggggggged up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Okanagan is pretty redneck. The two biggest stores downtown sell guns and bibles. Dude, that describes any Wal-mart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Why didnt you get out and give them the Jujitso chop or something. And by the way, it's Aikido, not jujitsu, dipshit. there is no chop in Aikido. ignoramus. Dude, i climb and play music, how am I supposed to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 there is no life outside of bellevue. (except for climbing of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 You'll be looking just like that redneck grandma in 20 years, so don't get too full of yourself, bucko. You've already got the greasy bun thing going. It's 90% reliable for me to assume that a Washington driver is in the left lane if there are two of them. This is a tangent but I watched a program about a father and daughter who were killed in a head-on collision with a drunk driver going the wrong way on I-90. They were in a car behind an SUV and there were both IN THE LEFT LANE. The drunk was in what to her seemed like the right lane. The SUV swerved to the right and around the drunk, but the father and daughter didn't see her in time and they struck head on. This accident wouldn't have happened at least to these particular people, if they had been in the right lane where they belonged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 there is no life outside of bellevue. (except for climbing of course) excuse me, i just threw up a bit in my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 not my idea of the best place to throw up, but hey, everyone has their own fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 not my idea of the best place to throw up, but hey, everyone has their own fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 like whenever you are in bellevue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 nothing can mitigate the suck of tillicum. nothing honestly, ...there is a town named 'Till-I-Cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 when I first came to WA to scout a residence, I was intrigued when I saw a few sexy young girls in wet t-shirts, covered in suds, holding up signs on the curb reading: tillicum car wash. sounded like a cool hand luke fantasy come true to me. so I pulled in, thinking it was gonna be HOT, then two varsity linebackers washed my car. very very disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 were they a little rough on the trim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it? so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 when they offered to buff it to a shine, I panicked and fled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 And she used the word "suck" in the same sentence...kind of titillating isn't it? so i guess you get turned on when somebody uses a word normally used to describe your movies. If "donkey-dick" had been in the same sentence he'd be buying a new keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 ...then two varsity linebackers washed my... Those were lyin'back-ers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Enumclaw's always been a little spangly for my redneck tastes, even when they still had a log scaling station outside of town, well before the McMansions. Maybe I'm a little behind the times, but my vote's for Lester. My dad used to have to go out there to scale when it was an active town, and I can still remember the squinty face my then-hippy dope smoker dad would make when he would say he had to go work in Lester, like he was smelling some unseen brown air or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 when I first came to WA to scout a residence Shame you didn't stay in Cali where your type belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 you mean the 'good looking' type? I know, I do stick out like a sore thumb here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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