Clean Insults For The Sensitive

[Cobra_Commander]

gotta go drop a dechristo

[Dechristo]

remember to use the Preparation H wipes on your Cobra Commanders

[Mos_Chillin]

Commander to service your Cobra

[Mr_Phil]

You must be new.

[Dechristo]

Is "Mr. Phil" a euphemism for coprophagic?

[TREETOAD]

I say, old boy, aren't you Hercules' brother, Ridicules. I used to know your sister Syphiles

[TREETOAD]

I know you! You were guest disease on E.R.!!

[bstach]

Shakespeare was the master:

 

"You base football player"

"Young fry of treachery"

 

I believe these are from Macbeth

[Cobra_Commander]

first one's king lear.

[ChestBeater]

 

Me thinks the Commander doth read too much.

[StevenSeagal]

This one gets 'em every time:

 

You fuck with my family- and you DIE.

[SmallShoes]

You fuck with my family- and you DIE.

 

Hmm, so I shouldn't tell you what your mother and I did last night, eh?

[archenemy]

cretin maggot