Terrorists

[archenemy]

fucking suck

[cj001f]

sheeple suck harder

[Dechristo]

Considering ewe, me, and everyone, exercise various aspects of terrorism, it must boil down to acceptable means.

[jmckay]

There was a time when Washinton and Jackson and their crew were considered terrorists.

Think beny and the boys are not being to unreasonable, all you need do is pull out of the middle east. Sounds simple to me.

[catbirdseat]

Not simple. The US has too many ardent supporters of Israel for that ever to happen. We could pull out of Iraq. We could pull out of Afghanistan. But Israel would still be there and we'd still be sending billions of dollars to them.

[jmckay]

Guess we have to move Isreal.Since the Brits and Yanks dreamed up this idea of displacing people who have lived where Isreal is now for over 1400 years you have to fix the problem. So give them the Falkland Islands and a piece of Alaska then quickly learn to use public transit.

There I fixed everything in 5 minutes. Now do the Picard thing and "make it so"

[foraker]

Quote of the week:

 

"The rest of you idiots actually seem to take [Anderson] Cooper seriously when he talks about how the IDF is going to "expel Hezbollah from Southern Lebanon." Christ, Hezbollah IS Southern Lebanon. You might as well try to expel ants."

[Gary_Yngve]

Newsflash:

 

Terrorist plot foiled. Suspects planned to stuff explosives up their asses. All people boarding aircraft in the next week must endure anal probe. Show up four hours early for flight. You may save time if you are prelubed.

[cj001f]

Newsflash:

 

Terrorist plot foiled. Suspects planned to stuff explosives up their asses. All people boarding aircraft in the next week must endure anal probe. Show up four hours early for flight. You may save time if you are prelubed.

 

I'm looking forward - it'll save me money on enemas!

[els]

I'll be flying in a few days. Not looking forward to the actual process, but the end result will be good. I'll be leaving this horribly flat place called "Minnesota" and coming back to Washington.

[Dechristo]

But, will the TSA recognize the threat if they discover Chaps in your luggage?

[olyclimber]

I know you guys are more concerned about the terrorists....but there is an asteriod out in space that is hurdling toward earth and will destroy our planet in the year 2093. Somebody do something, quick.

[G-spotter]

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. You're doomed.

[Crux]

I know you guys are more concerned about the terrorists....but there is an asteriod out in space that is hurdling toward earth and will destroy our planet in the year 2093. Somebody do something, quick.

Chill out. Earth impact of Asteroid 2006 DM63 as forecasted for 2093 has a probability of occurrence of only 1.2e-09.

 

On the other hand, the Whitehouse alleges there is a significant chance that liquid explosives will be shoved up your ass during your next airline flight, partly because people in Connecticut voted against Joe Lieberman in the democratic primary last Tuesday.

 

 

Six of one. Half a dozen of the other.

[archenemy]

I'll be flying in a few days. Not looking forward to the actual process, but the end result will be good. I'll be leaving this horribly flat place called "Minnesota" and coming back to Washington.

It actually wasn't that bad. just bring a book as your carry-on and you'll be fine. it's also amusing listening to other passengers (Americans only) bitch about the whole thing. everyone who insisted on bringing a carry-on, despite numerous and clear recommendations not to, complained. everyone who checked their bags as suggested had no problems. doesn't mean you can use your analube if you want to though..

Enjoy your trip!

[cj001f]

It actually wasn't that bad. just bring a book as your carry-on and you'll be fine. it's also amusing listening to other passengers (Americans only) bitch about the whole thing. everyone who insisted on bringing a carry-on, despite numerous and clear recommendations not to, complained. everyone who checked their bags as suggested had no problems.

 

I love the Aeroflot passengers at LAX - the line stops moving, they don't care. The line closes - they stand there. The guard says jump - they say how high!

[archenemy]

answer: 30K feet.

[cj001f]

The 5 mile high club

[Mos_Chillin]

Newsflash:

 

Terrorist plot foiled. Suspects planned to stuff explosives up their asses. All people boarding aircraft in the next week must endure anal probe. Show up four hours early for flight. You may save time if you are prelubed.

 

I'm looking forward - it'll save me money on enemas!

 

I am waiting for the "full colonic" alert before I book.

[Fairweather]

Guess we have to move Isreal.Since the Brits and Yanks dreamed up this idea of displacing people who have lived where Isreal is now for over 1400 years you have to fix the problem. So give them the Falkland Islands and a piece of Alaska then quickly learn to use public transit.

There I fixed everything in 5 minutes. Now do the Picard thing and "make it so"

 

Your (dumb) idea has already been suggested by this fellow......

 

 

 

You keep good company.

[olyclimber]

well if you believe (just fill in the blank), then they have already won.

[marylou]

I'm already aware of the Israel problem.

 

Can I go in a different line?