layton Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 I just found out a new way to torture the cat. Put the fitted strechy cornered sheet (i know it has a special name) over the cat, thus trapping it between your sheets and the mattress. Watching it try to get out looks like a worm crawling under your skin. Hilarious! Any version of "dizzy kitty" is fun; putting the cat in a paper bag and spinning it, or on a spinning chair, then chasing it all over the house. Putting balls of tape on it's paws while it does the jitterbug. Putting a sock over it's head, making it look like a star wars character, as it blindly tries to navigate by your laughter. Holding the cat just slightly above the ground so it can almost touch the floor is another good one. Quote
fishburneiv Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Thus the cycle of abuse continues. You're a funny/sick and sick/funny man michael. May your cats never decide you're worthy of their recompense. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Don't let's forget about the "cat into a full bathtub" frenetic amusement, just don't reach in because you feel sorry. Quote
layton Posted August 6, 2006 Author Posted August 6, 2006 Thus the cycle of abuse continues. You're a funny/sick and sick/funny man michael. May your cats never decide you're worthy of their recompense. It's not my cat. I'm not sick. Sick would be fucking the cat, having it lick tuna water off your penis, or eating the cat. or all of the above in any order... Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 Man, I tell ya! Nothing like a cool, refreshing glass of kitten after a hard day! Quote
G-spotter Posted August 6, 2006 Posted August 6, 2006 6) Send your cat to the Mox Peak slideshow Quote
foraker Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Thus the cycle of abuse continues. You're a funny/sick and sick/funny man michael. May your cats never decide you're worthy of their recompense. It's not my cat. I'm not sick. Sick would be fucking the cat, having it lick tuna water off your penis, or eating the cat. or all of the above in any order... I'm willing to bet there are, at least, a couple of psychotherapists out there willing to disagree with you on that. Then there's the whole issue of just because you haven't sinned (you haven't, right Mike?) doesn't mean sin doesn't dwell in your heart. But, since I'm not Catholic or anything, I'll leave that one for you to wrestle with. Quote
fishburneiv Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Thus the cycle of abuse continues. You're a funny/sick and sick/funny man michael. May your cats never decide you're worthy of their recompense. I'm not sick. Sick would be fucking the cat, having it lick tuna water off your penis, or eating the cat. or all of the above in any order... Thank you for recalibrating my notion of sick Michael. Having a cat lick tuna water off your penis...? Now THAT'S sick (and freakin' hilarious)! By the way, if you use the tuna in oil you get longer results. Quote
mountainmatt Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 having it lick tuna water off your penis Wouldn't you get the same effect with wet sandpaper? Quote
Alpinfox Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 having it lick tuna water off your penis Wouldn't you get the same effect with wet sandpaper? This is why dogs are more popular as pets than cats. Quote
Jizzard Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 i disagree peanut butter can be cheaper than tuna and dogs love it i prefer to have boa constricters suck on my penis their the only animal that can handle my girth plus the constrict which feels kinda cool Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 This thread now belongs in the Pirates Forum. Quote
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