American Policy

[archenemy]

Fortunately, Bush is focusing on what really threatens security

[olyclimber]

Well, I think we need to re-evaluate our foriegn policy for America. Those dudes are some wicked evil doers with thier torture camps and suede denim secret police.

[DirtyHarry]

OMG!! The gays are getting married!!! Emergency!!

[JayB]

I suspect that we'll find that the root cause of the discontent that spurred the Canadian chaps to acquire 3 tons of ammonium nitrate with intent to deliver is most likely their inability to marry one another in the United States.

[JayB]

OMG!! The gays are getting married!!! Emergency!!

 

Wonder what color the threat level is for this at DHS.

[cj001f]

Wonder what color the threat level is for this at DHS.

Duh, all of them flash at once

[DirtyHarry]

Rainbow, of course.

 

On an almost as sad note, I heard that that assclown Tim Eye-man is getting together an iniative to repeal Washington's gay-rights legislation. Way to go, Tim!!

[G-spotter]

So if'n a gay couple is married, and gay marriage is banned, are they automatically forced to get a divorce?

[JayB]

The only initiative I would vote "Yes" on is an initiative that would terminate the initiative/referendum process once and for all in Washington.

 

Good way for the legislature to chicken-out of making tough calls on the record by "letting the people decide," and one hell of a bad way to make policy.

[olyclimber]

I'll sign that one.

[TrogdortheBurninator]

So if'n a gay couple is married, and gay marriage is banned, are they automatically forced to get a divorce?

 

They are shot

[G-spotter]

well, one of them could get a sex change and become a woman!

i guess they would have to flip a coin to see who does it though.

[archenemy]

I would think that if the country refused to recognize a marriage, then that same country could not demand a divorce of a marriage that never was.

 

That is, indeed, sad about Tim. I thought the guy was kinda cool--I had no idea he was a homophobe.

[catbirdseat]

You thought Tim Eyman was cool.

[fear_and_greed]

"Forget about Iraq, Iran, foreign debt, global warming and Katrina(oops already did)we gotta stop those fudge packers. Rummy, Chertoff, raise the alert to Pink- Attack from sword swallowers likely.

From the DHS site...

All Americans, including those homophobics in the bible belt, should continue to be vigilant, take notice of men dressed in black leather or latex, and report suspicions items, bulk condom purchases to local authorities immediately.

[archenemy]

And remember, when a woman says she's gay, she's just playing hard to get.

[olyclimber]

so are you?

[archenemy]

I am Tim Eynman.

[olyclimber]

since you're so good with the iniatives, could you look into the one proposed by jayb above?

[G-spotter]

And remember, when a woman says she's gay, she's just playing hard to get.

 

Maybe she's a he. Check the Adam's Apple.

[jordop]

Edited June 4, 2021 by jordop

[G-spotter]

Will mangina be banned under the new policy?

[Doug]

Fortunately, Bush is focusing on what really threatens security

 

Duh. Shrinking support, mid-term elections, time to re-energize that huge voting base of conservatives.

 

"You know it's a cryin' shame that all of our kids is gettin' killed by them terraists over in 'raq, but at least dubya has the decency to stop the moral decay here in the U.S. of A.. God bless the Republican party."

[archenemy]

I think you must be right. I can't find any update on Iraq on cnn.com; but the gay story is all over. sick.

[joel20]

Hey, don't worry about what's going on in Iraq. We are over here right now and we stopped caring months ago. I'd be more worried about the Suede Denim Police coming for your un-cool niece.