archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Fortunately, Bush is focusing on what really threatens security Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Well, I think we need to re-evaluate our foriegn policy for America. Those dudes are some wicked evil doers with thier torture camps and suede denim secret police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 OMG!! The gays are getting married!!! Emergency!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I suspect that we'll find that the root cause of the discontent that spurred the Canadian chaps to acquire 3 tons of ammonium nitrate with intent to deliver is most likely their inability to marry one another in the United States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 OMG!! The gays are getting married!!! Emergency!! Â Wonder what color the threat level is for this at DHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Wonder what color the threat level is for this at DHS. Duh, all of them flash at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Rainbow, of course. Â On an almost as sad note, I heard that that assclown Tim Eye-man is getting together an iniative to repeal Washington's gay-rights legislation. Way to go, Tim!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 So if'n a gay couple is married, and gay marriage is banned, are they automatically forced to get a divorce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 The only initiative I would vote "Yes" on is an initiative that would terminate the initiative/referendum process once and for all in Washington. Â Good way for the legislature to chicken-out of making tough calls on the record by "letting the people decide," and one hell of a bad way to make policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I'll sign that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 So if'n a gay couple is married, and gay marriage is banned, are they automatically forced to get a divorce? Â They are shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 well, one of them could get a sex change and become a woman! i guess they would have to flip a coin to see who does it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 I would think that if the country refused to recognize a marriage, then that same country could not demand a divorce of a marriage that never was. Â That is, indeed, sad about Tim. I thought the guy was kinda cool--I had no idea he was a homophobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 You thought Tim Eyman was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fear_and_greed Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 "Forget about Iraq, Iran, foreign debt, global warming and Katrina(oops already did)we gotta stop those fudge packers. Rummy, Chertoff, raise the alert to Pink- Attack from sword swallowers likely. From the DHS site... All Americans, including those homophobics in the bible belt, should continue to be vigilant, take notice of men dressed in black leather or latex, and report suspicions items, bulk condom purchases to local authorities immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 And remember, when a woman says she's gay, she's just playing hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 so are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 I am Tim Eynman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 since you're so good with the iniatives, could you look into the one proposed by jayb above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 And remember, when a woman says she's gay, she's just playing hard to get. Â Maybe she's a he. Check the Adam's Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) Edited June 4, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Will mangina be banned under the new policy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Fortunately, Bush is focusing on what really threatens security  Duh. Shrinking support, mid-term elections, time to re-energize that huge voting base of conservatives.  "You know it's a cryin' shame that all of our kids is gettin' killed by them terraists over in 'raq, but at least dubya has the decency to stop the moral decay here in the U.S. of A.. God bless the Republican party." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 I think you must be right. I can't find any update on Iraq on cnn.com; but the gay story is all over. sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joel20 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Hey, don't worry about what's going on in Iraq. We are over here right now and we stopped caring months ago. I'd be more worried about the Suede Denim Police coming for your un-cool niece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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