Hee Hee

[DirtyHarry]

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas.

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

 

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?"

 

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

 

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

 

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

 

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?

IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!

 

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

[olyclimber]

shoulda bought a horse

[DirtyHarry]

Should of had some orange juice

[layton]

milk was a bad choice

[ivan]

sounds like a couple that desperately needs to eat handfuls of ecstasy and lie around a field staring at the clouds together...orange juice will go just fine w/ all this.

[DirtyHarry]

Its just ice cream.

[JoshK]

Maybe they should visit the enumclaw petting zoo. I think Texans are in to that sort of thing...

[ken4ord]

Hee Hee???? Dirty Harry, when did you become a school girl? Was it after that life expectancy test that you realized being a male was detremental to living a long life?

[Kitergal]

hey...leave Enumclaw outta this one!! The joke specifies TEXAS!!!