DirtyHarry Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 shoulda bought a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 Should of had some orange juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 milk was a bad choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 sounds like a couple that desperately needs to eat handfuls of ecstasy and lie around a field staring at the clouds together...orange juice will go just fine w/ all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 Its just ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Maybe they should visit the enumclaw petting zoo. I think Texans are in to that sort of thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Hee Hee???? Dirty Harry, when did you become a school girl? Was it after that life expectancy test that you realized being a male was detremental to living a long life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 hey...leave Enumclaw outta this one!! The joke specifies TEXAS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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