TelemarkTwits.com

[Cobra_Commander]

the horn on that one with the "come hither" look could prove fruitful.

 

and then catbirdseat chimes in:

At this juncture I would like to note I consider the ability to walk on clouds highly improbable.

[Cobra_Commander]

also the rainbow is a poor representation of the visible spectrum.

[olyclimber]

The green one keeps looking at me in a suggestive way.

[EWolfe]

Why am I not surprised, Chief Enumclaw

[olyclimber]

I think we successfully scared off the last female on cc.com. And she was a telemarker about to lay her claws into me.

[Cobra_Commander]

Hmm, more the look of a convicted cock-blocker.

[EWolfe]

Comfort yourself that maybe her thighs were too big.

[Cobra_Commander]

If there is a female posting on here from Girdwood the sole woman's bathroom is empty if you need to use the facilities.

[olyclimber]

What, the aptly named Girdwoom restrooms only contain 420 women specific facilities?

[olyclimber]

My girlfriends back and i'm gonna be in trouble

[LongLegsInAlaska]

I think we successfully scared off the last female on cc.com. And she was a telemarker about to lay her claws into me.

 

Nope, you haven't scared me off. I work with assholes every day -- you guys are lightweights. I was just checking your own inane threads, like "The Worst Sunburn". It was absolutely riviting.

[olyclimber]

Don't hurt me lass. I know exactly who is to blame for that "Worst Sunburn Thread"....and guess what? They both telemark.

[EWolfe]

Well, you all obviously have the cool peoples thing going on, so goodnight.

[olyclimber]

This is just begging to be linked to from said forum.

 

Don't forget the "OT: Oh no, not AGAIN!! Another single and frustrated thread"

 

Boys are stupid!

[E-rock]

I think we successfully scared off the last female on cc.com. And she was a telemarker about to lay her claws into me.

 

Nope, you haven't scared me off. I work with assholes every day -- you guys are lightweights. I was just checking your own inane threads, like "The Worst Sunburn". It was absolutely riviting.

 

Now you're warming up, you gotta get us where it HURTS, our sexual orientation, our penis size, our CLIMBING ABILITY, our pathetic inabilities to get laid or actually kick the asses of the other internet personalities whose asses we incessantly threatent to kick.

[cj001f]

So did you delete your link to this thread on ttips dear Laura or did big brother?

[G-spotter]

I think we successfully scared off the last female on cc.com. And she was a telemarker about to lay her claws into me.

 

More like "about to lay a skid mark" on you.

"Skid Mark" is French for "can't tele" by the way.

[AlpineK]

Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit

 

AlpineK, why don't you tell that to Kitergal who started the thread.

 

Yo Foghorn Leghorn, I already told her she lives in Bumfuck Egypt and it didn't really phaze her.

 

So you live in Alaska? Ya know where I could meet a sexy polar bear? I'm getting tired of the same old goats.

 

this one's hot.

[G-spotter]

[olyclimber]

 

JEEZUS!!!

 

Dru, that is a choice find. Good work.

[G-spotter]

My bro has it up on the wall in his office, but it was surprisingly hard to find on t3h interweb. It took me like 4 minutes!

[skykilo]

Don't hurt me lass. I know exactly who is to blame for that "Worst Sunburn Thread"....and guess what? They both telemark.

 

Thank you Oly. Good one.

[minx]

i dont' have time to wade through this entire thread to see if it needs my gentle touch of moderation. however a brief scan of the thread leads me to believe that someone here is cloning savage unicorns and attaching them to rainbows. this is some new sort of horn porn. an there's some bitch in AK trying to be the last female on cc.ccom that isn't hiding in a bathroom?

[olyclimber]

so minx...why are you hiding in a bathroom?

[G-spotter]

The dolphin is coming looking for her once it's finished with the unicorn!