mountainmatt Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah but then Dru will bust out the twenty-sided dice and think he's super hot shit because he knows what Lando Calrisean's third cousin's name is or the mating habits of wookies or some innane dorky shit like that. But has he watched the Star Wars Christmas special? http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/default.htm Quote
Chad_A Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 If no sex leads to no teeth, I am going to put in my denture order today. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend What the FUCK, Roger? Jesus. You're all quiet and calm at breakfast...then I get online and see you've posted a chastity belt with a Penis on it. It even has the Urethra defined. I'm starting to wonder about you. Quote
knotzen Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I'm starting to like him. Although I seriously doubt if any dentist would recommend... Quote
RogerJ Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Well it's not like I OWN one... Sure seems like an interesting alternative to Viagra. But then again what priate worth his weight in salt needs viagra? -r Quote
Chad_A Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Oh, suuurree...."it's not like I own one". Ha! Just don't ask to spoon with me on Baker this year Quote
olyclimber Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 my guess is you loose all your sensitivity with one of those things sometimes sensitivity is worth its weight in gold Quote
EWolfe Posted May 20, 2006 Author Posted May 20, 2006 Oh, suuurree...."it's not like I own one". Ha! Just don't ask to spoon with me on Baker this year Some things are just SO worth hauling up Brokeback mountain, though... Quote
Dechristo Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Drink plenty of water if you're gonna wear that thing; that Play-Doh Fun Factory opening ain't gonna allow dehydrated alpinist butt-boulders through. Quote
EWolfe Posted May 20, 2006 Author Posted May 20, 2006 ..not to mention the serrated rear opening Only the most masochistic would see that as a two way hole Quote
Dechristo Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 It's shaped that way so the product may be confused for a Baby Ruth. Quote
whidbey Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 yum... Dechrito... tastes like DORIT0'S?.... HMM.. Quote
Dechristo Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I´m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can´t get my head that far up my ass! Your head's not that shape? Quote
whidbey Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Dechristo Is ready for my lovin... Now I'm ready. Quote
EWolfe Posted May 20, 2006 Author Posted May 20, 2006 It's shaped that way so the product may be confused for a Baby Ruth. I heard a funny story in high school about cat turd/litter combo being used as an attempted Baby Ruth Substitute. The hopeful result was that it would be eaten, but the smell (the deterioration of the embedded nugget was supposed to mitigate the smell) was a deterrant. Basically, it didn't work at all, and he got in big trouble. Quote
RogerJ Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 Ha! Just don't ask to spoon with me on Baker this year There will be no spooning nor sporking on Baker this year.... Quote
G-spotter Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 It's shaped that way so the product may be confused for a Baby Ruth. I heard a funny story in high school about cat turd/litter combo being used as an attempted Baby Ruth Substitute. The hopeful result was that it would be eaten, but the smell (the deterioration of the embedded nugget was supposed to mitigate the smell) was a deterrant. Basically, it didn't work at all, and he got in big trouble. did you hear about that from catturdeat? Quote
EWolfe Posted May 22, 2006 Author Posted May 22, 2006 The REAL ALIVE pirates: Bush Plunder Crew, pillaging National forests (and everyting else) to cover their fuck-ups... Quote
Dechristo Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Is "pirates" how an asian pronounces "pilates"? Quote
TREETOAD Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 I thought it was the privates forum and I was going to post a picture Quote
DJ_Dirty_Ernie Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 the pirates forum is dead. long live the pirates forum. Quote
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