Gary_Yngve Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I struck the jackpot with Google Romance. http://www.google.com/romance/index.html I'm so happy that I want to share this amazing free tool with yall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 It must be April First.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 I struck the jackpot with Google Romance. I'm so happy that I want to share this amazing free tool with yall! Congratulations on your first erection and discovering it's "special purpose". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kij Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I'm so happy that I want to share this amazing free tool with yall! I hear you're cheap at twice the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Very disappointing...when i did a search for "hot,young asian female into bondage" all i got was this... she's still available, gary. i'm sure you'd hit that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Man I am set up now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I got a girlfriend that's better than that Now everyone's getting involved She's moving up going right through my heart We might not ever get caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 I got a girlfriend that's better than that Now everyone's getting involved She's moving up going right through my heart We might not ever get caught Now THERE's some interesting news! Caught doing what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 I hear you're cheap at twice the price. What's that supposed to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 damn, and i thought i was finally gonna get laid this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kij Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I hear you're cheap at twice the price. What's that supposed to mean? Tool is free, yeah? And --Oh, never mind. It wasn't that funny the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Yes it was, Gary's just dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 I picked up on the 0 = x = 2*x, but the pronoun was "you," not "it," so I got confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I have a girlfriend, too! Oh, um, just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 On a related note, I am getting laid a lot. the 8 is not inversely proportionate to the D, but = can extend the unit of measurement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lI1|1! Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Online dating is planned for orangutans By MIKE CORDER ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER THE HAGUE, Netherlands -- Single male (red hair, long arms, interests include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species. Zookeepers in the Netherlands are planning to hook up Dutch and Indonesian orangutans over the Internet and believe the link could at some stage be used as an online dating service where apes could get to know one another and keepers could work out whether they would be compatible mates. First things first: A romantic dinner for two. "We are going to set up an Internet connection between Indonesia and Apeldoorn so that the apes can see each other and, by means of pressing a button, be able to give one another food, for example," said Anouk Ballot, a spokeswoman for the Apenheul ape park in the central Dutch city of Apeldoorn. She said the chance of two orangutans actually mating as a result of the online interaction was small due to the problem of transporting them between the Netherlands and Indonesia. "But I wouldn't rule it out completely," she told The Associated Press. Ballot said the primary aim of the computer link between Apenheul and an orangutan center on the Indonesian part of Borneo was to raise public awareness of the apes and their plight. Activists say that the spread of palm oil plantations, coupled with logging, especially on Malaysian and Indonesian territories on Borneo island, is threatening animals such as wild orangutans with extinction by chewing up their native jungle habitat. Ballot said that, in the past, captive orangutans separated by a wall have communicated with one another via a mirror placed in front of the two enclosures. Using Web cams and computer screens is an extension of that, she said. She stressed that only orangutans who show a natural interest and aptitude will take part. The Apenheul park has 13 orangutans among its collection of apes. There is still work to be done to set up the Internet connection. "We need to find ape-proof cables and screens," Ballot said, adding that the zoo hopes to have the orangutans online by the end of this year or early 2007. So next time you run into someone in a chatroom and think "what a baboon," think twice: it just might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Online dating is planned for orangutans This is old news. Just check match.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 you are NSFW fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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