David Trippett Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Wiping/wiping.html Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I have always held the opinion that there are fundamentally two types of individuals in the world (male or female inclusive): the person who reaches around to wipe and the person who dives in from the front to wipe. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 The latter is decidedly less sanitary, especially for females. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I hope this conversation does not digress to another Mounties thread. Or would that be progress in this case?? Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Use the other end of the axe for the more gradual wipage. Quote
Doug Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Last week I was at a company who does custom aircraft interiors. The currently are working on a V.I.P. jet for the United Arab Emirates. Apparently they don't wipe. The airplane had 3 (count em') 3 bidet's on it. Fucking A!!! Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 You pee into the handle?...and it comes out...through the..spigot??? Never seen one of those... She's clear and copious, though... Quote
G-spotter Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Last week I was at a company who does custom aircraft interiors. The currently are working on a V.I.P. jet for the United Arab Emirates. Apparently they don't wipe. The airplane had 3 (count em') 3 bidet's on it. Fucking A!!! not a lot of trees to cut down for TP in the desert? Quote
cj001f Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Never seen one of those Never seen a bidet? They can be a bit, err, surprising if you crank the handle. She's also sitting backwards. Quote
G-spotter Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 wikipedia sez you can face either way, facing away is less common... do they make one that shoots out fluffy powder snow instead of water, for the skiers? Quote
choss_headwall Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 I hear they have one for ice climbers in Lil'wet that shoots stalag....dang! Now which ones go outward? Quote
Dechristo Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 First time I saw one was in a hotel restroom in Paris; I was sixteen-years-old and didn't have the slightest idea wtf it was designed for. I thought, "wtf good is a toilet you can't shit in", which was the exact chore I needed to accomplish. At least, I got my bladder emptied. Quote
EWolfe Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Just look at this crap - cleaned by bidet or not - little wonder I don't post here anymore. Quote
Captain_Black_Bart Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Oly's on yer ass, Mate! Watch yer backside, but yer prolly used to that defense, Swab. Quote
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