minx Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 patience is a virtue. it'll happen before you know it a watched pot never boils the above trite little bits of advice are annoying and really suck...especially when my mom says them! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 i forgot that you were still living at home with your mom, minx. Quote
minx Posted February 28, 2006 Author Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. that's really twisted that you still live at home and she that she busted you going through her lingerie drawer Quote
skykilo Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 Here's the one I always get: "Just be wise." Quote
cj001f Posted February 28, 2006 Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. that's really twisted that you still live at home and she that she busted you going through her lingerie drawer This place is beginning to give me more shivers than a Savage Love column Quote
archenemy Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. Quote
ChrisT Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 My German mother's favorite expression: "You don't get no peace in this world 'til you're under the ground." Quote
Dechristo Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Doctor: "well, the good news is you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "WTF? What's the bad news?" Doctor: "I forgot to tell you this yesterday." Quote
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