minx Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 patience is a virtue. it'll happen before you know it a watched pot never boils the above trite little bits of advice are annoying and really suck...especially when my mom says them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 STFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 i forgot that you were still living at home with your mom, minx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. that's really twisted that you still live at home and she that she busted you going through her lingerie drawer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Here's the one I always get: "Just be wise." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 My mom has a few of those too. "You lazy asshole sack of shit. Next time I see you I'm going to break your fucking skull open with my broom!" That one gets really old. that's really twisted that you still live at home and she that she busted you going through her lingerie drawer This place is beginning to give me more shivers than a Savage Love column Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 My German mother's favorite expression: "You don't get no peace in this world 'til you're under the ground." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Doctor: "well, the good news is you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "WTF? What's the bad news?" Doctor: "I forgot to tell you this yesterday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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