Evil, thy name is....

[Squid]

Bronchitis!

 

Let us all take a few moments to bow our heads and pity me my suffering the past few weeks...poor me.

 

But I should be getting better very soon, thanks for asking.

 

I appreciate your concern during these tender moments, but let's focus on those who have more terrible afflictions, like Ebola or syphillis or a desperate need for control-top pantyhose/Depends/mansieres.

 

Let's pour a forty for the fallen.

[layton]

gargle w/salt water

[Squid]

Come on over, I'll give you something to gargle with.

[Dru]

smoke it out get the smoke deep in your bronchia

[Squid]

Will that also work for syphillis?

[Dru]

you need arsenic for that

[olyclimber]

[Dechristo]

smoke it out get the smoke deep in your bronchia

Will that also work for syphillis?

 

Should, if she can hold it in without coughing.

[Off_White]

Oysters are better the second time around. To get the most mileage out of the experience, be sure to chew before you swallow.

[Dechristo]

and be sure to snort back in any oyster bits regurged into nasal passages.

[Chuck_Norris]

Try punching the sickness out of your body...if that doesn't work, then schedule an appointment with my secretary, and I'll knock it out with a roundhouse.

[StevenSeagal]

You've been punching the clown all morning and I don't see things improving much.

[Chuck_Norris]

I see that you have enough self awareness to realize that you're clown.

[catbirdseat]

Bronchitis claimed most of my last winter season. It sucks. What finally worked was a course of Zithromax (azithromycin).