StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 That's you on the far left, isn't it? Who are your friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 It would appear Seagal might not be able to "take out the garbage" as quickly as he used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 What's worse... the fact that I know the animated gif of Van Damme dancing is from the opening scenes of "Breakin"... .... or the fact that I own TWO copies of the move?!? The real crime is that you don't have a copy of my recent classic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 in the light of your wieght issues, that must be a very roomy belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 considering his enormous manboobs, the movie is "Belly of the Breast". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 What's worse... the fact that I know the animated gif of Van Damme dancing is from the opening scenes of "Breakin"... .... or the fact that I own TWO copies of the move?!? There is NO shame in owning a copy of Breakin. In fact, like a mid-60's Dom Perignon, it is a mark of distinction to be the owner of such rare genius. I have a copy of my own in my betamax cellars on the estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 considering his enormous manboobs, the movie is "Belly of the Breast". Apologize or I won't let you up. I'll teach you to respect the master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Aikido is for peacenik pussies who are too chunky/can't handle the striking arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 "Let me up" in where gay sensei? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Aikido is for peacenik pussies who are too chunky/can't handle the striking arts. I'll give you the first punch, jagoff. I know you better than you know yourself. In fact, Buddha once said...oh forget it. Do you think you're above the law? Well...you're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Will I be featured in your next movie? I have a good working three-word title: "adjective, preposition, noun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 He'll add a conjunction and take full credit, the lard-ass poseur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 What's worse... the fact that I know the animated gif of Van Damme dancing is from the opening scenes of "Breakin"... .... or the fact that I own TWO copies of the move?!? There is NO shame in owning a copy of Breakin. In fact, like a mid-60's Dom Perignon, it is a mark of distinction to be the owner of such rare genius. I have a copy of my own in my betamax cellars on the estate. But do you own "Breakin II: The Electric Bugaloo" ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 no, but make no mistake I have watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 you can have one of my copies if you need one. I have it on laser disk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 sweet, I'll steal one of the 4 laser disk players in existance from the local high school biology classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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