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DirtyHarry

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just heard this one over the intercom (i work in a high school and it's the end of the day):

"will all ball handlers please report to the main office? repeat, all ball handlers come to the main office."

 

i'm heading down now!

 

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Look at what's happened to me,

 

I can't believe it myself.

 

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,

 

It should've been somebody else.

 

 

 

Believe it or not,

 

I'm walking on air.

 

I never thought I could feel so free-.

 

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

 

Who could it be?

 

Believe it or not it's just me.

 

 

 

It's like a light of a new day,

 

It came from out of the blue.

 

Breaking me out of the spell I was in,

 

Making all of my wishes come true-.

 

 

 

Believe it or not,

 

I'm walking on air.

 

I never thought I could feel so free-.

 

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

 

Who could it be?

 

Believe it or not it's just me.

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Yes - it's CC.com! the epitome of suck

 

And you're part of it. Don't kid yourself.

 

No shit? You don't say? Thanks for the fucking news flash!

A crappy retort from another feeble fuckwit. Ohhh! Maybe a cute image well be pasted in by olyclimber - I'm on pins and needles!

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come on retard, finish your post and hit continue...

sorry, I was so stupified by the crap here I fe1l into a drooling coma and ruined my keyboard. Had to go get another from IT. How long will you sit next to the monitor waiting for my response to your next witty retort? smirk.gif

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