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His design sense, reflected in his carpet and bedspread, is pretty scary, too.

 

Oh, and then there's the gun. But the carpet really gets me.

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His design sense, reflected in his carpet and bedspread, is pretty scary, too.

 

Oh, and then there's the gun. But the carpet really gets me.

In this case, the gun is a plus. And I bet that carpet hides blood stains real good. Real good.

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Gun guy: "Does this gun make me look fat?"

 

Camera guy: "No, dude--you look awesome! If I wasn't a bigoted, homophobic, redneck asshole, I'd fuck you myself!"

 

Gun guy: "...WTF?!?"

 

Camera guy: ...

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Gun guy: "Does this gun make me look fat?"

 

Camera guy: "No, dude--you look awesome! If I wasn't a bigoted, homophobic, redneck asshole, I'd fuck you myself!"

 

Gun guy: "...WTF?!?"

 

Camera guy: ...

 

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well, cc.com of course

homestarrunner

the other two are closely guarded secrets

if i told you what they were you would crash the servers checking them out

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Nice.

 

Not since Mr. B00sh himself was appointed to the Presidency has a nominee been so extraordinarily unqualified to hold a position. When Monica sucked President Clinton’s cock she ended up with a soiled dress and a lousy job at the Pentagon. Harriet Miers kissed Heorhe ubya B00sh’s ass and was offered a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.

 

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funny shit--in response to all the politicos getting indicted for this and that:

 

"There’s certainly something rewarding about seeing the scum of the Bush Administration float, shit-like, to the toxic surface, revealing it for the corrupt and incompetent cesspool it is"

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Oh wait, this one is better (about Katrina):

 

Noticeably absent amidst all of this has been Vice President Dick Cheney, who emerged briefly a week after Katrina hit, only to be told to go fuck himself by a disgusted hurricane victim, before lack of interest, leg aneurysms and incontinence drew him back into seclusion. His failure to appear at the fiftieth anniversary dinner of the National Review left many wondering if the farting fossil was leaving Dubya to sink on his own.

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