Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 I somehow stabbed myself with a ski pole in the calf while trying to land a jump. It went in a couple cm. It looked like I had been shot. Clint Eastwood steeze. Quote
Dru Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Sampling too much of that Lentil wine? And then she had to Pea Quote
jordop Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Drunken tobogganing: my brother gets going wicked fast on spring neve, he's riding one of those rubber dish drying racks, you know the ones with grooves/speedfins, can't stop, has to bail. He's wearing *shorts* They get ripped off, along with both of his ass cheeks. Couldn't work for a week, never mind even sit down Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 (cue that old mountaineer dude glissading photo) Quote
luwayo Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 this one should get the dumb-dumb trophy: climber x who will shoot me if i reveal her name, put Hot Shots in her bra. rapid blistering followed. Quote
jordop Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Boyfriend: 250lbs Girlfriend: 130 lbs Dude leads, misses a clip. Chick's long hair gets fed through ATC. Screams Dude sketches out because girl is screaming. He falls. She goes flyin up, he decks. Her hair gets ripped out. He breaks ankle. Sport climbing rulz Quote
luwayo Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 fern might do worse than shoot me. that girl can swing sharp pointy things with accuracy so errr, obseqiously, emphatically, NOT fern. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Silly canadians. That's James Earl Jones in one of those god bless america tom clancy movies. Whenever there is a threat to the security of The United States of America, you would hear that line from him. Along with: "The course of action I suggest is a course of action I cannot suggest." etc. (insert other non-statements here) Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 gawd I love explaining things on my monitor to coworkers Quote
archenemy Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 I relate to the hair deal. I wear my hair in two braids when I climb. Many, many years ago I was rapping off a climb and was right under an overhang--just floating out there. I looked down over my right shoulder while rapping, and my left braid went through the ATC. I was stuck midair with my body hunched to the left and braid in the device when I realized I was going to have to cut half my hair off. Fuck that. I tied off (sorta) and grabbed the rope with both hands, yanked my body upward, and pulled the braid out by contorting myself in strange and unnatural ways. Cirque de soleil watch out! Quote
minx Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 I relate to the hair deal. I wear my hair in two braids when I climb. Many, many years ago I was rapping off a climb and was right under an overhang--just floating out there. I looked down over my right shoulder while rapping, and my left braid went through the ATC. I was stuck midair with my body hunched to the left and braid in the device when I realized I was going to have to cut half my hair off. Fuck that. I tied off (sorta) and grabbed the rope with both hands, yanked my body upward, and pulled the braid out by contorting myself in strange and unnatural ways. Cirque de soleil watch out! yep--i've witnessed this before. unfortunately, the victim couldn't figure out what to do i think most women with long hair have lost at least a few pieces to the belay device. it hurts Quote
snugtop Posted December 16, 2005 Author Posted December 16, 2005 What we'll do to save a pigtail. I believe the lady said braid. Braids and pigtails--soooo not the same thing Quote
DirtyHarry Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 A few years back I got my mullet stuck in my figure 8, ripped my lycra, and dented my Trans Am all in one day. Quote
minx Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 A few years back I got my mullet stuck in my figure 8, ripped my lycra, and dented my Trans Am all in one day. lucky you didn't ruin your acid wash jeans too. Quote
griz Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 Freshman year of college I pulled an all nighter and didn't eat for around 16 hrs... I went to Biology 101 in the AM and passed out cold during a movie on human reproduction. Woke up on the floor with the professor trying to rouse me to consciousness and in a puddle of blood as I bounced my chin off the floor. Campus Security came and took me to the hospital. Seven stitches. I challenge you to find the dignity there. Quote
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