chucK Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Has this been posted already? ice-axe murder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 years ago before I began climbing, I had a roommate who was a climber. He was showing me his gear and when he showed me the ice axe, I asked "would you ever use that on someone?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Nyet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 damn, beaten to the trotsky response! well, guess i'll settle for pointing out the subtle irony that the menshivik faction of the communist party, which trotsky led, translates to "little faction" while lenin's bolshevik faction means "big one" - in fact, in the early revolution, trotsky had more adherents and was the more accomplished theoritician...ice-axes solve all kinds of problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenumber3 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellan Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I was inches from planting mine in a rottweiler. I had it all the way back, and was ready. Meanwhile, the old woman was telling me 'He's scared of you'. That made us even. She finally got control of him. He nearly took her down as I went by, spewing profanity at her. I don't think I've been that scared since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 So Doug........what did your roommate say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Buddy Jones: ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER! Mary: EEEK! Buddy Jones: No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...AND HERE COMES THE ICE PICK IN THE FOREHEAD ...a million laughs, Mary! Anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked...yeh, totally committed to the fifty bucks...That's it just step into the spotlight...let the guys get a good look at ya honey! Mary: Here I am! Buddy Jones: Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little... Mary: Ooooh! Buddy Jones: Oh my goodness, look at her go! Mary: Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing! Buddy Jones: Ain't this what living is really all about! Here's your fifty bucks Mary... Mary: Oh great! Now I can go home! Buddy Jones: Home is where the heart is. Mary: On the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 So Doug........what did your roommate say? He said "you have issues". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 was that "issues" of blood after he whacked you with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Did he hide the ice-axe after you asked him that question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Well, no. He did sorta move out a couple of months later though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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