Geek Pickup Lines

[ScottP]

[archenemy]

Ever fuck a real girl?

[ScottP]

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

[archenemy]

No, just a pick up line I use on geeks.

[olyclimber]

in short, yes.

[magellan]

Very short.

[catbirdseat]

No, just a pick up line I use on geeks.

Yeah? And what comebacks have you gotten with that one?

[olyclimber]

"Real" as in she really exists? Plastic is known element, right?

[archenemy]

"Real" as in she really exists? Plastic is known element, right?

I am familiar with that element.

[Billygoat]

If you ever said that to me I'd probably fuck you, and I'm not a geek

[Cobra_Commander]

smoooth

[olyclimber]

Are you sure? Geeks never know that they are.

[Billygoat]

[KaskadskyjKozak]

rm -rf your-clothes

[archenemy]

Are you sure? Geeks never know that they are.

Untrue. Even a geek can tell when he is being fucked.

[luwayo]

straight from my buddy's e-mail yesterday. he's a quintessential 'rammer/'geer geek, but we love him anyway:

 

collection of Climb Leader Lines: "Hey, baby, I'm a

Climb Leader, wanna climb *this*?" and "I'd like to lead *you* up a climb" and "Hello, would you like to have intercourse?" (I think that last one needs a little work).

 

And, yes, just for ALL your ENTERTAINMENT I'll include "Hi, I'd like to be your social lubricant"

[Greta]

.....and Im sure you have all heard the one about the sixer and a pizza.

[Greta]

Are you sure? Geeks never know that they are.

Untrue. Even a geek can tell when he is being fucked.

 

indeed!...but can they tell when they are fucking you, enemy?

[olyclimber]

they're in handcuffs

[Greta]

Hmmm...handcuffs....I like handcu-hey enemy, some people think Im a geek

[googlebot]

searching....

[badvoodoo]

rm -rf your-clothes

I'd mount /dev/it and fsck it.

[TREETOAD]

Say hello to my little friend!!

[archenemy]

How little?

[TREETOAD]

Ohhh.. I was asking for that one... I guess the right size to get to the other side.