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Bad Joke night...

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon? ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

 

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees eet?"

 

"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

 

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Ees...

 

Ees...

 

Ees...

 

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Ees, a Ham Bush"

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I do habla espanol, solamente un poco. Pero, what the hell is “? cantfocus.gif

 

Funny joke otherwise hahaha.gif

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what did Davy Crocket say when he walked outside at the Alamo??

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"where did all these landscapers come from"

 

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no need to send hatemail, i wont read it

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What did the mother buffalo say to her son as he left for school?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bison!

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So, one of Bush's advisors comes into the oval office with a long, sad face. He says, "Mr President, today in Iraq there was another ambush and 10 Brazillian troops were killed by a rocket propelled grenade. It is a disaster."

Having just received this terrible news, George W. paces back and forth with a very concerned look on his face. Searching for words, Georgie turns to his aid and says,

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"How many is a Brazillian?"

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what did Davy Crocket say when he walked outside at the Alamo??

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"where did all these landscapers come from"

 

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no need to send hatemail, i wont read it

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