Gaper_Jeffy Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 I found this hilarious post in the "Women seeking Men" section of Portland's Craigslist: http://portland.craigslist.org/w4m/109639705.html Want to buy me a season pass to meadows? - 28 Reply to: pers-109639705@craigslist.org Date: 2005-11-07, 8:16PM PST I'm guessing that no you don't, and why should you blow your hard earned money on some skanky broke Creg's List ho just because she wants to snowboard this winter? I mean who does she think she is? These are two very good questions. In defense of myself I'm not a skanky ho, but I've decided I'm willing to act like one upon receit of one season pass to meadows or timberline. Do you want me to act bubly and dumb and obsessivly interested in your penis for the season? Would you like that? Done. Want to tease me, condescend to me, blame me, or call me your mom's name. Okay. Whatever. I can take it. I can buy us power bars, drive, make peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches (like marge makes so the jelly doesn't run over the sides), and suck your cock until you come when ever you want. Something you should know about me though: I'm the kind of girl who doesn't date much, but when I do, I go dutch. Also, I look like the kind of girl who doesn't date much, but when she does, she goes dutch. Does it matter? I'll blow you while you watch whatever kinky porno you like. I can pack us coffee or cocoa, and you can board alone if you want. I'm not even very good. Think about it. But hurry. I think that 4X4 or 10X10 deal ends on the 13th. Feel free to make the deal contingent on specific nonsexual (yes, I'll clean the grout in your bathroom) or sexual (yes, I'll jack you off in the car) requests. Think about it. Portland can be boring in the winter if you don't try new things and meet new people. Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 what's so great about being Dutch? Quote
specialed Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Would I have to pick her up at her trailer too? Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 if by "dutch" she means she appreciates a quality dutch oven then game on. Quote
John Frieh Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 if by "dutch" she means she appreciates a quality dutch oven then game on. Who's going email her? Quote
John Frieh Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 I'll buy a pitcher at the low brow this wednesday for the first pdx cc.comer that posts pics here Quote
Camilo Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Just searched, there's more. Needing a season pass for skiing with bene's - 38 - For the older set. Doesn't mention gender though. Any bets on who gets their pass first? Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 That's under men seeking women. How generous! Quote
Camilo Posted November 8, 2005 Posted November 8, 2005 Oops, sorry. I'm not too skilled at trolling for lovers on craigslist. Quote
spicoli11 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 How does she get her e-mail.....Do they have computers at truck stops??? Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 who f'ing cares? email her and get some photos up here Quote
skiersteve Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Pathetic attempt, but nobody else was stepping up. Hi, I might be in the position to help you out with your season pass problem. I have the funds to get you a pass, but I'm curious about you. First, about me. I'm 29, fairly handsome, but might not catch your eye at a bar. I'm a homeowner and a working professional who doesn't have time to date. I'm also shy but "adventurous" and that's why your post caught my eye. I'm interested in trying this out, but you must be clean and not a cop. I don't know what "going Dutch" means, but do you do "Greek?" Before we take this any further I'd love to see a picture of you. You don't have to be naked or anything, but I'd like to see who I'm getting involved with. I go skiing about every other weekend, and you'd be welcome to tag along and then enjoy some fun activities (I have a hot-tub!) afterwards. I look forward to your reply. -Steve I'll let you know what I hear. Quote
Gaper_Jeffy Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 Tell her you're a Telemarker with a large collection of kneepads. Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 GAME ON That's what I'm talking about. Don't tell her your a telemarker, no need to sound desperate. Quote
Greta Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Shit man. She's a snowboarder. Of course she'd gape if you told her your were a marker. Im tellin ya Quote
skiersteve Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) No response yet, but when she sends me a pic, I'll send her this one in return. Edit: Fixed. Edited November 9, 2005 by skiersteve Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 yeah that'll put her through the roof... might want to check your link holmes Quote
skiersteve Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 (edited) Fixed. Sorry. Pic is Gaper Jeffey. Edited November 9, 2005 by skiersteve Quote
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