Dru Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 The dumpster diving diet is almost a prerequisite for Alpine Sickness. A guy I know lived off the dumpster diver diet exclusively for 2 years of university, and now he's being named on the Climbing Hot Flashes spraypage! Quote
archenemy Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 Stinky cheese for free!!! ONly in America. Quote
olyclimber Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 The dumpster diving diet is almost a prerequisite for Alpine Sickness. A guy I know lived off the dumpster diver diet exclusively for 2 years of university, and now he's being named on the Climbing Hot Flashes spraypage! Â talk about the pinnacle of success. next he'll be given honorary degrees at Harvard and MIT. Quote
Squid Posted August 29, 2005 Author Posted August 29, 2005 Verse 1: I don't want a sirloin steak, you can take pie and cake, They give me a tummyache. I like Stinky Cheese! Liederkranz or Camembert, soft gruyere, roquefort rare, Gee it smells, but I don't care. I like Stinky Cheese! Â Just remember this, please, a piece of swiss cheese is heavenly. Strong cheese fairly fells me, my family tells me, That half the city smells me! All the folks are horrified, run outside, try to hide. I'm alone but satisfied. I like Stinky Cheese! Â Verse 2: I don't go for fancy eats, juicy meats, lots of sweets, When I eat it, it repeats, I like Stinky Cheese! You can keep your roasted lambs, country hams, homemade jams, I don't go for candied yams. I like Stinky Cheese! Â Take a great big bowl of some gorgonzola that's ripe and rare. Rub it on a grater, a moment later, they'll send the fumigator! Cheese for baking, cheese to stew, cheese to brew, cheese ragout, All I know is next to you. I like Stinky Cheese! Quote
bunglehead Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 (edited) talk about the pinnacle of success. next he'll be given honorary degrees at Harvard and MIT. HEY! Dumpster diving is hard work! There could be poop, syringes, rotten meat, who knows? It takes guts to dive in for that Abercombie and Fitch baseball hat. Unless you use a big poker thingy. Edited August 29, 2005 by bunglehead Quote
archenemy Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 The dumpster diving diet is almost a prerequisite for Alpine Sickness. A guy I know lived off the dumpster diver diet exclusively for 2 years of university, and now he's being named on the Climbing Hot Flashes spraypage! Â talk about the pinnacle of success. next he'll be given honorary degrees at Harvard and MIT. Read closely, its two years "of university". Only folks who are not from America talk funny like that. And a Ph.ddd is only conferred upon those born here; kinda like the rules for being president. Quote
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