knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Besides, you wouldn't know a REAL girl if she bit you in the ass. Which, she wouldn't. But, you know, I'm just saying... Quote
Harry_Pi Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Hello capitalist! I am looking for asian drag queen that can climb. Does anyone on this board qualify? Thank you for allow me to post. Quote
knelson Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Crampon, I'll climb whicha. Don't let these assholes get to you. They are harmless (an unfortunate side effect of not being evil). PM me and we'll climb. But I get to call you "Crampon, Crampoff" whilst using the praying mantis stance whenever I want, okay? Â Ahhhh... the visual leaves too much to the imagination. Can you take a picture of him before you bite his head off? Pleeeeeease? Â (Shit... I'm starting to sound like TLG now - aren't I.) Quote
Collin Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 I know a few girls that climb, "in and out of my bed". Quote
googlebot Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 While you're at it, I'm looking for good looking librarian types. Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 I know a few girls that climb, "in and out of my bed". Ba-da-ting! And ladies and gentlemen, for our next act... Quote
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool  Do you remember when Knotzen first hit this board? We begged her to express honestly what she wanted to say; such a pink-cheeked, demure, ingenue she was. She has granted our wishes.  Now her tutelage with the Marquis de Sade can begin. Quote
ChrisT Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 but does she have her parent's permission to post? Quote
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 but does she have her parent's permission to post? They were destitute serfs. We bought her from them at a pittance of her worth. Â We are Legion. Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Pink-cheeked? WTF? Â BRB, my mom says breakfast is ready. Quote
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Pink-cheeked? WTF? In the beginning, a characteristic of a milkmaid. Â Now, an effect of study with the Marquis. Quote
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Besides, you wouldn't know a REAL girl if she bit you in the ass. Â How studious. Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Now, an effect of study with the Marquis. Â You forgot the "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 And I'm removing my cheeks from the discussion. They are hereafter off-limits. Quote
selkirk Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 And I'm removing my cheeks from the discussion. They are hereafter off-limits. Â too tender after the Marquis De Trasks attnetions Quote
Alex Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 yeah and that "knotzen" isnt a REAL girl either Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool, Alex! Â At first I didnt get this at all, and I thought you were calling me a "tool", you know like Larry the Tool, only worse, I was a "power tool"...which I have to admit was pretty funny! "Your not just a tool, your a fuckin power tool!!!". Then I remembered my avatar image (I have the avatar images turned off in my browser view..Trask et al's avatar images were not work safe) and .... Â ...oh well you get the point. Good stuff ! Quote
archenemy Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 yeah and that "knotzen" isnt a REAL girl either Fuck you, you fucking fuck power tool, Alex! Â At first I didnt get this at all, and I thought you were calling me a "tool", you know like Larry the Tool, only worse, I was a "power tool"...which I have to admit was pretty funny! "Your not just a tool, your a fuckin power tool!!!". Then I remembered my avatar image (I have the avatar images turned off in my browser view..Trask et al's avatar images were not work safe) and .... Â ...oh well you get the point. Good stuff ! We got the point a long time ago. YOU get the point now. Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 ...oh well you get the point. Good stuff ! You're not supposed to respond to a with a . You're supposed to come back with a . Â You didn't read the rules! Quote
RuMR Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 (edited) he's a blunt tool...or would that be a dull one??? Edited August 16, 2005 by RuMR Quote
archenemy Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Either way, he needs to be plugged in. Good job, Knotzen! Quote
olyclimber Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 what a cute couple you two would make! Quote
knotzen Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 what a cute couple you two would make! I keep telling you people, I'm not gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Quote
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