Canada is so suck!

[knotzen]

if I was canadian I'd go build a log cabin and shoot myself

Yeah, but you'd shoot yourself in the foot.

[Cobra_Commander]

I wonder how the canadian nuclear program is shaping up. I hear they acquired some old dude from chernobyl.

[Cobra_Commander]

they keep him in a box in the basement at u of calgary

[fenderfour]

You have a point, Canada hasn't done anything really bad like the US, come to think of it, they really haven't done anything at all.

 

You know how they got their name? Cananda was supposed to be CND. When asked how to spell the country's name, a canuck replied C eh? N eh? D eh?

 

And the rest is history.

[Cobra_Commander]

I hear their snowmachines run on a maple syrup and weetabix slurry

[Cobra_Commander]

oh no wait I'm thinking of chilliwack's municiple power supply

[archenemy]

You have a point, Canada hasn't done anything really bad like the US, come to think of it, they really haven't done anything at all.

 

Hockey.

 

And the rest is history.

[Stefan]

Colorado SUCKS!

 

More than Utah?

[Cobra_Commander]

Well Utah sucks but Colorado doesn't put out at all

[archenemy]

I think that's the other way around. Onanism is a sin to Mormons.

[Cobra_Commander]

I get the two mixed up from time to time. The only way I can remember it is Colorado is Texas with hills.

[archenemy]

And its spelled differently.

[Cobra_Commander]

I'll write that one down thanks!

[Dechristo]

Well Utah sucks but Colorado doesn't put out at all

I remember a bumper sticker seen in the '70's that read, "Don't Californicate Colorado".

[olyclimber]

well, that sticker was a highly effective deterrent, wasn't it?