Penis Study

[sobo]

In 1993, the American government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

 

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

 

Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's fist from flying off the end and hitting him in the forehead.

[assmonkey]

This fellow must have a shaft bigger than his head.

 

 

From this web site.

 

- a s s m n k e y

[bunglehead]

That guy needs a different hobby.

[archenemy]

Or a girlfriend

who is blind

[sobo]

To assmonkey, for the pic and comment,

For bunglehead, for the suggestion,

For arch, cuz that was just plain funny.

[whirlwind]

i wonder if i could get a grant to study womens breast size

i think 150 g's would be about right

and the study would cover the importance for the nipple and size vs sensitivity

Edited August 3, 2005 by loserfriendly

[Dechristo]

 

The guy's pregnant with thought.

[tomtom]

i wonder if i could get a grant to study womens breast size.

There's a UW researcher who is studying the brain activity of women while they are orgasming. The studies are being performed in the MRI machine, so moving their head or hands would distort the data. They use female subjects who can think themselves to orgasm.

 

Details are in the July issue of Wired.

[thelawgoddess]

Or a girlfriend

who is blind

[Cobra_Commander]

I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now.

 

oh shit.

[selkirk]

I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now.

 

oh shit.

 

 

I had a Prof. during my undergrad who's dissertation was on Sperm Motility in an Active Channel.

[archenemy]

They use female subjects who can think themselves to orgasm.

 

 

Honey, that's the majority of us...