sobo Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 In 1993, the American government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's fist from flying off the end and hitting him in the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 This fellow must have a shaft bigger than his head. From this web site. - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 That guy needs a different hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Or a girlfriend who is blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 To assmonkey, for the pic and comment, For bunglehead, for the suggestion, For arch, cuz that was just plain funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 (edited) i wonder if i could get a grant to study womens breast size i think 150 g's would be about right and the study would cover the importance for the nipple and size vs sensitivity Edited August 3, 2005 by loserfriendly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 The guy's pregnant with thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 i wonder if i could get a grant to study womens breast size. There's a UW researcher who is studying the brain activity of women while they are orgasming. The studies are being performed in the MRI machine, so moving their head or hands would distort the data. They use female subjects who can think themselves to orgasm. Details are in the July issue of Wired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Or a girlfriend who is blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now. oh shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I wonder how you chumps like having your names forever tied to the words "penis study" in google now. oh shit. I had a Prof. during my undergrad who's dissertation was on Sperm Motility in an Active Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 They use female subjects who can think themselves to orgasm. Honey, that's the majority of us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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