Ireneo_Funes Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 From a truly world-class thread at rc.com: When I'm climbing the rock of ages, and think I'm going to take a fall. I ask my Lord Jesus, please hold on tight. Oh Lord I don't want to Fall. Jesus is my belayer, His rope of love, Holds me bound from above. Jesus is my Belayer, He keeps me from hitting the ground. When you are climbing the rock of ages, and the going is rough and your holds are getting greasy. just remember, it isn't always easy. But Jesus will catch you if you fall. Jesus is my Belayer. His rope of life, Keeps me safe from all strife. Jesus is my Belayer He's Kept me from hitting the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 pfff. jesus would boulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Jesus uses chalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Jesus is aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Jesus is an inattentive belayer with a weak hand, as Tobin Sorenson found out long ago on the N Face of Alberta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Jesus is aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 what a funny little thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 why won't he buy me a mercedes benz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I just blew soda pop through my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 doesn't that burn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 actually I knew this guy Mingo who could drink a whole glass of milk through his nose and then spit it back into the glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 that's just sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 that's just sick! Nice post! Really meaningful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I read about an Indian guy swallowing live fish and then blowing them out through his nose. They must have been minnow sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 well, it is just sick. And like it was meaningful that we all know that someone could actaully WANT to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You better not sleep tonight. My post count will creep up behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 OK, now THAT'S really sick. Why is there even a market for stuff like this? And how did you manage to tap into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You better not sleep tonight. My post count will creep up behind you. The gap appears to be widening within the last half hour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 OK, now THAT'S really sick. Why is there even a market for stuff like this? And how did you manage to tap into it? inane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 OK, now THAT'S really sick. Why is there even a market for stuff like this? And how did you manage to tap into it? inane obtuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 well, it is just sick. And like it was meaningful that we all know that someone could actaully WANT to do that. well, at least he didn't spit it back into the jug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 well, it is just sick. And like it was meaningful that we all know that someone could actaully WANT to do that. well, at least he didn't spit it back into the jug! OK, THAT would be sickest of all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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