EWolfe Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 I got this e-mail from some guy in the UK: are you a muffist? if you are could you please explain it the reason i want to know is because a friend of mine who wishes to be known only as bobette sort of invented a 'religion' which worships vaginas (not nice i know) and called it muffism. then whilst searching the web he discovered, with distinct horror, that muffism already exists. your email was on a muffist website and since your name is apparently Erik (i like that name for reasons unstipulated) i thought you were the perfect person to ask about this. this is a query purely to sub-due my friends indignation thank you for reading what must have seemed as a completely random and insane e-mail -Sazkyluluchacha- Muffy!! Quote
Kitergal Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 wholey crap..that is a random e-mail!!! You know this guy...I hope?? Quote
EWolfe Posted June 30, 2005 Author Posted June 30, 2005 No. But he was nice about it, so I told him about muffism. Much more innocuous than what his definition is. Quote
Dru Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 muffist so is your email on the finnish, or the english website? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume. Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume. You little cocksucker. What would you know about pussy? Alot, since you are one. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Quote
chirp Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Hmm. Sensing your cat is out of the bag. What bag is that? You know and too bad your losing your cover. Weak sauce. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Tsk, tsk chaps, swearing is the refuge of illiterate shitheads. Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Thank you for making me aware of that. I'll only use if when referring to you, shit stain. Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Hmm. Sensing your cat is out of the bag. What bag is that? You know and too bad your losing your cover. Weak sauce. Somebody doesn't have clue. Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 What a bunch of pussies on this board. Back in MN we be doing crazy shiz. Quote
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. I would have been much harder on yall. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 What a bunch of pussies on this board. Back in MN we be doing crazy shiz. Like sodomizing livestock with sandpaper condoms Quote
Dechristo Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Quote
Chaps Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 I got this e-mail from some guy in the UK: are you a muffist? if you are could you please explain it the reason i want to know is because a friend of mine who wishes to be known only as bobette sort of invented a 'religion' which worships vaginas (not nice i know) and called it muffism. then whilst searching the web he discovered, with distinct horror, that muffism already exists. your email was on a muffist website and since your name is apparently Erik (i like that name for reasons unstipulated) i thought you were the perfect person to ask about this. this is a query purely to sub-due my friends indignation thank you for reading what must have seemed as a completely random and insane e-mail -Sazkyluluchacha- Muffy!! OMG i AM INTERNET FAMUSE Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it Muffist isum is all about ME ME ME ME ME ME yay for muffy Quote
Dechristo Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it This is not the product of a Wanker_Sprayer... this is quality shit! So now, once an applicant is accepted into the Divine Temple of The Muffist, does the ceremonial sacrament involve ear muff manipulations... ...or some manner of diving? Quote
EWolfe Posted July 1, 2005 Author Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it Muffist isum is all about ME ME ME ME ME ME yay for muffy Go get 'em, Tigress!! Quote
Billygoat Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it yeah baby Quote
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