EWolfe Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 I got this e-mail from some guy in the UK: are you a muffist? if you are could you please explain it the reason i want to know is because a friend of mine who wishes to be known only as bobette sort of invented a 'religion' which worships vaginas (not nice i know) and called it muffism. then whilst searching the web he discovered, with distinct horror, that muffism already exists. your email was on a muffist website and since your name is apparently Erik (i like that name for reasons unstipulated) i thought you were the perfect person to ask about this. this is a query purely to sub-due my friends indignation thank you for reading what must have seemed as a completely random and insane e-mail -Sazkyluluchacha- Muffy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 wholey crap..that is a random e-mail!!! You know this guy...I hope?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 No. But he was nice about it, so I told him about muffism. Much more innocuous than what his definition is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 finally a religion I can sink my..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 muffist so is your email on the finnish, or the english website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Call it what it is, shitheads: pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Something as foreign to you as the sands of Mars, I assume. You little cocksucker. What would you know about pussy? Alot, since you are one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Hmm. Sensing your cat is out of the bag. What bag is that? You know and too bad your losing your cover. Weak sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Tsk, tsk chaps, swearing is the refuge of illiterate shitheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Thank you for making me aware of that. I'll only use if when referring to you, shit stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 oh my! Was the star trek next generation marathon pre-empted? Your tired fucking little act is over. Stick your head in a bag of shit, loser. Hmm. Sensing your cat is out of the bag. What bag is that? You know and too bad your losing your cover. Weak sauce. Somebody doesn't have clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What a bunch of pussies on this board. Back in MN we be doing crazy shiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. I would have been much harder on yall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What a bunch of pussies on this board. Back in MN we be doing crazy shiz. Like sodomizing livestock with sandpaper condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 1, 2005 Author Share Posted July 1, 2005 Muffy, please rescue this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I got this e-mail from some guy in the UK: are you a muffist? if you are could you please explain it the reason i want to know is because a friend of mine who wishes to be known only as bobette sort of invented a 'religion' which worships vaginas (not nice i know) and called it muffism. then whilst searching the web he discovered, with distinct horror, that muffism already exists. your email was on a muffist website and since your name is apparently Erik (i like that name for reasons unstipulated) i thought you were the perfect person to ask about this. this is a query purely to sub-due my friends indignation thank you for reading what must have seemed as a completely random and insane e-mail -Sazkyluluchacha- Muffy!! OMG i AM INTERNET FAMUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it Muffist isum is all about ME ME ME ME ME ME yay for muffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it This is not the product of a Wanker_Sprayer... this is quality shit! So now, once an applicant is accepted into the Divine Temple of The Muffist, does the ceremonial sacrament involve ear muff manipulations... ...or some manner of diving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 1, 2005 Author Share Posted July 1, 2005 Guys, sorry about that. My mom somehow got ahold of my credentials. It's always a mistake, and a retardant to the child's communication skills, for a parent to teach their child euphemismistic terms for genitalia. Have you spent a lot of time at high altitude Count? It really does show. get the fuck off my thred. I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it Muffist isum is all about ME ME ME ME ME ME yay for muffy Go get 'em, Tigress!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I am the queen of fucking everything and don't you forget it yeah baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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