how much for one rib?

[layton]

So it turns out I have an extra pair of ribs. 13 pairs, the extra set at L1. very very rare.

so to fund my climbing this summer, how much for one rib?

[cj001f]

dude, you've got 2 chicks there!

[Off_White]

Do I get to pick which one and take it out myself?

 

Are you familiar with The Merchant of Venice?

[layton]

i need money not bitches

[Dechristo]

BBQ'ed?

[jordop]

Will it cost more then to have the Marilyn Manson surgery?

[Dru]

Layton - ribbed for his pleasure.

[cj001f]

Layton - ribbed for his pleasure.

Don't you mean deribbed for his pleasure

[Chaps]

I'd hold on to them if I were you. Those are spare ribs.

[Dechristo]

Yeah, but they'll become spare tires in a few years.

[Chaps]

But they are tasty if you prepare them right.

[Dechristo]

I've tasted some spare tires on the wimmenfolk, but, you're unabashed boldness in propositioning ML online is frightening.

[Chaps]

How dare you insinuate! That was totally uncalled for. Where are your manners?

[Dechristo]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

See? I warned you about getting sucked into The Dark Side!

 

Now your propositioning men online.

[Chaps]

OK, what will $20 get me, since you're so insistant.

[Dechristo]

a very large espresso

[Chaps]

thats disgusting.

[layton]

ok. i'm gonna go puke now

[Chaps]

so you've had one of the Count's "expressos"?

[EWolfe]

Layton - ribbed for his pleasure.

 

Good one, Druul.

[L0ngpause]

Layton, once you have your lower ribs removed you will have no need for women!! You can finally pleasure yourself!!!!

[Cobra_Commander]

what do the dancing michelin men represent in this post?

[Dechristo]

He was also born with abnormally-ribbed palms.