jmace Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 people always ask why I am smiling and so happy all the time, well if they could only see the world that I live in they would know... Quote
foraker Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 sounds like someone has a copy of the master key to the local pharmacy..... Quote
Dru Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 people always ask why I am smiling and so happy all the time, well if they could only see the world that I live in they would know... Â I thought it was cause you are Tamara Taggarts manwhore? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Walk the dog, do the dishes, your lips are brown from kissing ass. Sorry guys I can't make it. Maybe next time, think I'll pass. Don't make her mad, don't make her sad. A fate for you that's worse than death. You're a slave and you don't know. It always happens to the best. Pussywhipped, pussywhipped. Don't you know you're pussywhipped. Pussywhipped, pussywhipped. Don't you know you're pussywhipped. Â She wants to be involved with you. In every little thing you do. Always has to add her two cents. It's obvious who wears the pants. Your friends all hate you, you don't care. Cause you've been trapped in her lair. And hopefully one day you'll see. That pussy can be caught for free. Pussywhipped, pussywhipped. Don't you know you're pussywhipped. Pussywhipped, pussywhipped. Don't you know you're pussywhipped. Quote
Chaps Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 that has a real autobiographical tone to it there, KK. Quote
Couloir Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Don't forget, crazy in the head--crazy in the bed. Quote
Bill_Simpkins Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Don't forget, crazy in the head--crazy in the bed. Put that together with: "If she smokes, she pokes" and your chances will double. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 "If she smokes, she pokes." Â Reminds me of the time I was sittin' next to two hookers on a bench at a bus stop; they were both puffin' tough on Virginia Slims. While waiting for the bus, I overheard some of their conversation: Â The one asked the other,"Do you smoke after layin' a John?" Â The other paused, looked at her lap, then replied,"I don't know, I never looked." Quote
archenemy Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 The fact that they were smoking Viginia SLIMS should tell you something... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 20, 2005 Posted June 20, 2005 Don't you know you're pussywhipped. Â S.O.D! Â I'm glad someone caught that. Quote
wfinley Posted June 21, 2005 Posted June 21, 2005 Regarding phones. 2 quick points: (1) TAT only has a limited number of radios. They tell you to rent sat phones instead. A sat phone is as small and light as a radio and if there's an emergency you can use it anywhere - as opposed to only line of sight like the CB radios. You don't get the evening weather report and KIA gossip from Lisa - but you can call the weather anytime you want. Likewise text messages (like weather reports) can be sent to your phone for free. (2) Why take a phone? B/c everytime there's an accident the first thing the NPS does is fly over and drop a phone or radio to the injured climbers. If that person had been prepared to start with then the risk and time spent in rescue would be halved. Likewise weather reports can be custom for your route -- i..e - in the Wrangells last month we actually called some dude at the National Weather Service and had him give us a custom prediction for 11,000 and higher. Â Â I get pretty sick of elitist climbers bitching and whining about cell and sat phones. They are tools like anything else - a pain when abused - a lifesaver when used properly. People who don't take a sat phone or radio on Denali spend every night walking around asking for the weather report -- and if there's an accident the rescue becomes a nightmare b/c of lack of communication. Quote
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