fenderfour Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Every other time he stands up make a scene like he farted. Make a big deal of it, and sound like you were victimized. After a few weeks he will beleive thatr his ass smells. It should do wonders for his self-confidence. Always have food available and encourage him to eat. Sugar laden fatty foods work best for this. At the end of 3 months, he should have put on some weight. Quote
specialed Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff. Quote
olyclimber Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff. I see you've gone off the deepend. Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Post his direct dial phone number (or email) on a craigslist ad for "casual encounters" (M4M of course) Rub his phone handset on your ass (oh wait, thats not sanitary) Order a copy of the Book of Mormon for him, delivered to the office. If they ask you if you want one of their 'representatives' to hand-deliver, you of course say yes (after explaining your difficult schedule). Make sure you schedule their arrival for early morning AFTER a night of debauchery. Set the home page of his internet browser to some annoying website full of pop-ups and loud noises--make sure his speakers are on and at full volume. Quote
specialed Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff. I see you've gone off the deepend. Naah. Just graduated from fourth grade. I'm in fifth grade now. Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff. Sounds like Sped is worried about being a summer associate? Quote
specialed Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 I already did that shit. I've had like 80 internships. I'm like pro level intern. Quote
Camilo Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe you could pull a crazy prank like treating him like a normal person, making him feel welcome in your office, and trying to make his internship a productive, educational, and valuable experience for him as well as the permanent office staff. Then he'd never know how crazy and wacky the world of biomedical engineering can be . Quote
rbw1966 Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Get him one of those artificial vagina thingys. Tell him its a new product you are marketing and its the interns job to test it. Our summer associates arrive next week. Quote
specialed Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Get him one of those artificial vagina thingys. Or in your case, just grab one from your bed side table. Quote
Roger Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Get him one of those artificial vagina thingys. Tell him its a new product you are marketing and its the interns job to test it. Our summer associates arrive next week. any hotties?? if you work at a law firm, that plastic vagina trick is sure to be a hit! Quote
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