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I have never before been happy that I am not a small-assed person. My Monday is already shaping up.

So you're happy that the explosions end up on your butt cheeks instead of the toilet seat?

Yeah. They're mine, all mine. I marked em. cheeburga_ron.gif

Oh wait. That's bad huh?

 

Did you know its bring your otter to work day? I just hate it when my co-workers forget madgo_ron.gif

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Sure, a colonoscopy available on pay-per-view.

You're a sick, sick man.

 

Wouldn't that be "pay-per-peeeeuuuu?"

 

And where is "faster_than_poo" with their thoughts on the matter?

 

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We had a receptionist (for not very long) who thought it'd be a good idea to bring her puppy to work with her, every day.

 

I don't work for one of those cutting-edge internet startup companies where people skateboard down the hall to the conference room, so it didn't go over that well.

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