snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dear Snugtop, My girlfriend wants to pick my lips when they get chapped. She also likes to pop my zits. I think this is gross. Should I let her? Sincerely, A. Climber Dear A., If your lips are so nasty that she must manually exfoliate, thank your lucky stars you have a woman at all. You could be home alone making out with your pillow! -ST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dan Savage wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dave, It's not enough to just desire to be with other men--being Dan Savage is more than being just gay. But if you really want to be Dan Savage I suggest you start by going gay. A first step might be to "utilize" Thadsboner. His girlfriend might not want another woman, but might be amenable to a second male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thadsboner Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I am trying to have a threesome with 2 girls! I have done the all the hard work of finding another girl that is down with that, now how do i convince my girlfriend? sinceerly, Deez Nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 Thads-Babe, See above. If that fails, I suggest you show this to get her in the mood. (Photo courtesy of Alpinfox) -ST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dear Snugs, I have a female friend who has gone on a popular internet chat site and invited thousands of sex-deprived guys to send her personal messages. Should I warn her that she might be overwhelmed? Sincerely, -Concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Doin' good so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dear Snugs, I have a female friend who has gone on a popular internet chat site and invited thousands of sex-deprived guys to send her personal messages. Should I warn her that she might be overwhelmed? Sincerely, -Concerned Concerned, I'm sure she can handle herself fine. But let me ask you this: do you find yourself worrying about your friends' situations and not focussing on your own? Perhaps you ought to use your free time in more productive pursuits--like basket weaving, DNA sequencing, or studying SOx 404 compliance. That said, you have cause for some concern: intenet chat sites are known to attract the riff-raff. Hope that helps! Auntie Snugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Where can I go to get more good skiing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 Tahoe baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dear Snugtop, Today I aided something I could not climb "naturally". I feel dirty. Is this wrong...?! Caught b/w a rock and a hard place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted March 25, 2005 Author Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dear Snugtop, Today I aided something I could not climb "naturally". I feel dirty. Is this wrong...?! Caught b/w a rock and a hard place Jugs, You have defiled yourself by climbing in a manner by which the gods did not intend. You must make an offering to the climbing gods by crashing a Subaru Tribeca. Dr. Snugglesworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 S'up Snugs, Yo, I been mackin' dis bitch fo' a LONG ass time and I finally got me sum a dat. But now dat bitch be axin' me today if she can be leavin' her toofbrush in my baffroom an' shit! Can you belief dat!??! So, my question izzz, How I teach dis bitch to be respectin' my shit? Peace, -Disrespected Pimp Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Dan Savage wannabe. funny... the first thing I thought when i opened this thread was: "... sounds like someone grew up reading Dear Abby" hey Snugtop, the new avatar pic s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Tahoe baby! They just 26"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 or studying SOx 404 compliance. Harsh! Might as well told the Fox to go jump off a bridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 (edited) Dave, It's not enough to just desire to be with other men--being Dan Savage is more than being just gay. But if you really want to be Dan Savage I suggest you start by going gay. A first step might be to "utilize" Thadsboner. His girlfriend might not want another woman, but might be amenable to a second male. No that's not what i ment. What I was trying to say is that you are a female version of the great Dan Savage. So how should we start out questions? "Hey lesbo" instead of "hey faggot". BTW, "hey faggot" was from the old days. For those of you who don't live in Seattle go to thestranger.com and look for Savage Love. Edited March 26, 2005 by Dave_Schuldt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 For those of you who don't live in Seattle go to thestranger.com and look for Savage Love. One can find savage love just about anywhere on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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