thelawgoddess Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 got this in my inbox today: This is the first of several e-mails sent specifically to our customers from me, David Goodman, the owner of Mountain Miser. In todays high tech world of endless spam and incessant advertising to get your attention, I want to do something different. I want to get your attention, but I'd like to give you something others have not...a look at the newest and most innovative people and companies in the outdoor world. Many of you have not yet heard of these people or companies. Follows is the story of "Flylow Dan". Thanks for all your support over the years. If you want nothing to do with this, simply hit "unsubscribe" below. We respect your space and you will be removed from any subsequent information immediately. Lastly, a one sentence "sale" pitch for those of you who want great gear cheap. 20% off all winter outerwear and sportswear, ski stuff and technical ice climbing gear...valid in store and online through February 28th, 2005. Sincerely, David Goodman, owner i'm not going to take the time to post the pics but the company touts itself as the first tele-specific clothing company. www.flylowtelemark.com i could really use something that will improve my tele turns. i'm thinking the pom pom hat ... or the underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 You bastards should have at least moved this shit to spray. 'Cause it was way funny and a good counterplay for an unsolicited commercial PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 wow! rebranded gear (cactus pants) and a bunch of t-shirts and hoodies! That's really tele-specific www.cactusclimbing.co.nz for better pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 You bastards should have at least moved this shit to spray. 'Cause it was way funny and a good counterplay for an unsolicited commercial PM. Word. Not to mention, they were legitimate criticisms! Die, moderatory scum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Now it seems contrived to reiterate the previous witticisms. Alas, the moment has been lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 yeah you can't just turn on spray. it is art that comes from the soul, like an impressionist masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Spray to boost female sex drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Does all that lateral thinking come from employment pursuit results? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Now it seems contrived to reiterate the previous witticisms. Alas, the moment has been lost. True, but, now that it's in spray ... you're a fag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Tele girls get down DFA goes down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Tele girls get down DFA goes down I pity the man that goes down on a telegirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 You'll just have to pity me then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 You'll just have to pity me then. I already did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 and still do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Tele girls get down DFA goes down Eat a bag of dicks, you gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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